Port-a-potties? No maam.com

Posted by Carissa Jade in FML, I SUCK!, It's my life, Woa's me, potty humor on 10 20th, 2009 | Comments

After spending the majority of my weekend outside at the fair and tailgating for my college’s homecoming- I have been reminded once again as to why I prefer not drinking at public events.
Actually I should rephrase that- I was reminded, once again why I hate drinking and then having to use the restroom at public [...]

My 100th post

Posted by Carissa Jade in All about me, blog on 09 26th, 2009 | Comments

I don’t know whether to celebrate or pity myself that I have hit 100 posts in what? 3 months?
Either way, I am hungover enough that in 5 minutes, I will have laid my head back down; drowned in a pool of saliva; and completely forgot this momentous occasion.
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I’ve let 5 minutes go by, and all [...]