The scariest moment of my life (for once not an exaggeration) and why I am the worst person to be around when shiz goes down

  Guns don’t always scare me. I’ve shot them from time to time, and I’ve actually enjoyed it. I am from Texas  after all. I do however, have an extremely deep seated fear of being shot with one, despite the fact that  (Mom, Auntie Linda, and P.J.) please skip over the next sentence) I once [...]

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That B!tch Summer. And a few good things too.

I realize for most people “summer” is still a few months away, but for us in Texas- Summer is like a really bad case of the herps. And I’m only going off what I’ve read on Web MD, but just when you think it’s gone away, it flares up with the heat of a thousand [...]

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The World is a stage, too bad nobody wants to watch.

I blame my parents for putting me in dance classes and theater  at such a young age, but I truly believe that I was born to be on stage. Even if that stage is just a tiny stage at the front of a bar, or heck, the driver’s seat of my car. I’m one of [...]

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Dear Diary, I’m a lame-o

Last night I was digging through my closet, looking for an ipod shuffle for my sister (who sent her ipod on a journey through a wash cycle last week) when I came across the box where I keep all my old journals. All in all there are about ten, beginning with a “diary” (key and [...]

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