I once found a penny and bent down to pick it up, I noticed its head was showing So I thought I’d have good luck. I put it in my pocket and headed on my way but on the road I walked by a man who said “its not your day.” With gun in hand, [...]
If anyone wants to see Angel Live tomorrow night at the Institution at 10PM, I've got some comps to give away. Hit me up. Show Twit1 hour ago
After all this talk about food today, I would kill a swarm of bees for some souper salad. Show Twit4 hours ago
Ah Man, @DaleDudley has been blowing me away with his STFUAPSM choices this week. First the Shins and now my most favorite band Guster. YES. Show Twit2012/05/16
@mandie98 :) I need to unfollow a bunch of people from my early twitter days so I can tell who I'm following now! Sorry I wasn't before! Show Twit2012/05/16
God I don't want to hear this again. Show Twit2012/05/16
RT @mandie98: Good Morning #warriors let's rock hump day! #listenhard @DudleyandBob @DaleDudley @theDanielGallo @matt_bearden @BobFonsec ... Show Twit2012/05/16
@mattkdawson EMAIL! i have a question about reddit-submitting the Takei interview Show Twit2012/05/16
RT @FluffieDucky: Good morning #sexywarriors! It's Hump Day! Let the sexy sounds of @DudleyandBob, @matt_bearden, @Carissajaded & @t ... Show Twit2012/05/16
IM SO EXCITED! @mattkdawson and I are hittin up the Ft Worth Zoo this weekend. I hope we get to see a monkey poop! Show Twit2012/05/16
I did a podcast with Chicken Fried Radio. We'll be doing live shows in July so stay tuned! http://t.co/ZLTzolZzShow Twit2012/05/15
@mattkdawson @DaleDudley Oh yeah, I forgot about that! You look up every nude scene ever don't you? Show Twit2012/05/15
If you've been considering adopting a pet, do so today! Due to overcrowding our No Kill Shelters are having to kill. So sad. #AustinShow Twit2012/05/15
Congrats to you @raminnazer for being the most funny person in this glorious city! We love you bunches! Show Twit2012/05/15
@DonFan85 haha that might make me pee my panties. Show Twit2012/05/14
I love my angel cast. We all have the uncanny ability to make anything into a dick joke. Show Twit2012/05/12
This morning we have comedian @paulvarghese in! He's one of my all time favorite comedians and by far the best in Dallas. LISTEN. Show Twit2012/05/11
@AdamWolf77 @mattkdawson @fluffieducky @OreoDudley NO! I don't mind taxidermied animals. In fact I would love one. Dress him up! Show Twit2012/05/11
@mattkdawson @AdamWolf77 @fluffieducky NO! Those animatrics are so creepy. Dead, Taxidermied, friends are creepy enough dontyathink? Show Twit2012/05/11
It's morning time again.Which means I may be in need of alcohol come 1PM. Show Twit2012/05/11