Tag: Drunk

What I’ve learned in 61 Days of Sobriety…

Posted ByCarissa Jade Category All about me for seriously Goals and other unattainable things serendipitous randomness Sobriety Uncategorized Date August 29, 2013 7Comments

For many of you out there, the summer-by terms of vacation-has come to an end. I know because I’ve seen all of your children’s back to school pictures on facebook. For me, this time of year just means I have another month and a half of heat and I have …

Me, Completely Naked.

Posted ByCarissa Jade Category for seriously I don't mention John Cusack Once It's my life Uncategorized Date January 17, 2013 6Comments

I used to be the type of person who would avoid a mirror at any cost. I would completely avoid eye contact with myself in transit to the shower. Even with clothes on, I would stand half-in the mirror and half-out, so that I would never have to see my …

How to pick out a costume that will impress your friends and not cost you a lot of money… kind of

Posted ByCarissa Jade Category Full of shit serendipitous randomness Date October 10, 2012 4Comments

It’s finally here. My favorite time of the year in the whole wide world. What’s not to love? The weather is fantastic. I have an excuse to watch scary movies every night; or in my case, fall asleep to my favorite scary movies every night as I leave my boyfriend …

Breakdown, (It’s alright)

Posted ByCarissa Jade Category Angsty talk blog Coulda been worse Craigslist I don't mention John Cusack Once Date August 22, 2012 4Comments

When it comes to vehicles, I’ve been a little down on my luck as of late. OK, let’s be honest. When it comes to vehicles, I’ve been a lot down on my luck as of ALWAYS. I’m not talking about the time a car landed on top of my car …