About Once Every Six Months, I Feel I’m Entitled To A Sappy, Serious Post: What I Want Out Of 28.

As I approached my 28th Birthday, there were several times when I caught myself thinking of all the things I have yet to accomplish. In fact, I spent the last few weeks laying in bed at night freaking out because I’m STILL not where I thought I would be in my life. I don’t have [...]

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The scariest moment of my life (for once not an exaggeration) and why I am the worst person to be around when shiz goes down

  Guns don’t always scare me. I’ve shot them from time to time, and I’ve actually enjoyed it. I am from Texas  after all. I do however, have an extremely deep seated fear of being shot with one, despite the fact that  (Mom, Auntie Linda, and P.J.) please skip over the next sentence) I once [...]

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That B!tch Summer. And a few good things too.

I realize for most people “summer” is still a few months away, but for us in Texas- Summer is like a really bad case of the herps. And I’m only going off what I’ve read on Web MD, but just when you think it’s gone away, it flares up with the heat of a thousand [...]

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Licking rocks, zombie bugs, and grad-yeeee-ashuns! (brought to you by Random McNally)

  Wowsa. When did life get so cray cray? Ohhh it seems about 2 months ago, and it just keeps getting faster and harder to keep up with. This wekeend was one of my BFF’s graduation from GRAD SCHOOL! Yes, I have some smart mofo’s in my life. I was really bummed that I didn’t [...]

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