The Case of the Missing Laptop

I have told you before that technology hates me. Like, bad.  I pick up a phone, and it loses service. I sit in front of a computer, and it completely quits working. Since I’ve been at my current job, (for a year and a half) I’ve gone through 3 computers.
3 computers. One which was brand [...]

I know you are but what am I?

Not to be a cliche, but today has been one of those days where all I want to do is sit in a room filled with 80’s movie posters, play knock out with my pillow and blare The Smiths. To be more specific, my co-worker just brought me a cup of Starbucks, I grabbed it [...]

I don’t care what you eat

I guess it’s time again for me to share with you something that really, really annoys me.
I want to preface this with the fact that I am well aware that what I’m doing on this blog may not interest you in the tiniest bit. You may have come across this page and criticized my writing, [...]