How to effectively become a Hurricane. Just Like Me.

Do you want to be a hot mess? Are you jealous of the fact that week after week I do really ridiculous things that have made my friends nickname me “Hurricane Carissa?” Do you want to spend at least one day a week living out  your own version of The Hangover? Do you want to [...]

TMI Thursday: Barf-o-rama

I’m gonna be completely honest with you. This post was written while I was righteously tipsy. I just got home from seeing Timbaland, and although I wasn’t sure what to expect, we had a freaking blast and danced our asses off all night and had a blast. Sooooo…. I’ll have to tell you more about [...]

TMI Thursday: Email roast style. In which people hump weird shiz.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it:
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Lilu is out of town for [...]

Nanu Nanu

Today has been one of those especially uneventful days. After a whole week of wanting it to quit raining, I wish it were raining today so I would have an excuse for my lack of movement.
I haven’t left the couch except for a quick trip to the doctor, which was pretty boring… except for  when [...]