My Life In Numbers… And Yet Another “Breakup.”

8- The number of weeks that have passed since I’ve moved into this house. 2-The number of times that I’ve washed my sheets since I moved in, or any of my clothes for that matter.  (We don’t have a washer or dryer) 2-The number of times I thought my roommate LA used her secret powers [...]

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SUCK IT, Chad Kroeger.

I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t  really think I can stress enough how much I  would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes,  eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups of coffee, and then hold Chad Kroeger down and breathe in his face for [...]

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Ode to Seinfeld

Oh Seinfeld, my Seinfeld- how I need you in life Though you went off the air 11 years ago I still watch you in syndication every night. You may have been a show about nothing- But your lessons were never in vein- In fact, my one true goal in life Is to be just like [...]

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You’ve probably gotten this in an email…

but think it’s funny enough to share again. A referral letter about a coworker 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 [...]

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