Dear John, Please stop breaking up on me.

Can it be true? Are you fucking serious? It’s Friday? Hells to the yeah! Not only is it Friday, but I get to leave work at noon today to head to Austin. The only thing that could make this better would be if it were  a payday Friday, and if I didn’t have to drive [...]

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Quit with the cat pics already!!

Why do so many people on the internet post pictures of their cats? Every time I log onto digg,  twitter, or facebook- i see a million posts, videos and pictures about people’s cats. I don’t care if your cat can walk on two legs and piss in the toilet, I don’t think your cat is [...]

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I think it is time I clean my room…

Yes I know I am disgusting. This is actually an improvement to the way I used to keep my room. I practice much better hygene on myself. If you happen to be watching.

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