My own path to enlightenment. Call me Guru CJ. Or just Guru will do.

Quitting smoking is hard. Way harder than I thought. A month ago I would have probably told you that I wasn’t even addicted… that I only needed to smoke when I drink… that I could quit whenever I was ready. That is so not the case. Image via Wikipedia Over the past 9 days I’ve [...]

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SUCK IT, Chad Kroeger.

I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t  really think I can stress enough how much I  would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes,  eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups of coffee, and then hold Chad Kroeger down and breathe in his face for [...]

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Goals I’m Working on to Improve my life (and hopefully yours too)

It doesn’t bother me that my friends have taken to calling me “Hurricane Carissa.” When I walk into a room carrying a glass of wine, someone inevitably yells, “uh oh – someone should probably grab that glass of wine before she spills it.” I know that I have the uncanny ability to walk into a [...]

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