It ain’t dancin if you don’t pick your feet up, unless you’re gettin down.

If you are from the DFW area, you better stick around until the bottom of this post or I will have to cut you!!!
You know how when you’re down- people start talking your ear, and your ass, and your face off about how if you have a positive attitude good things will start happening?
It reminds [...]

TMI Thursday: No I will NOT Dirty-Pop THAT cherry.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it:

***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

For countless more “Too much information”  [...]

TMI Thursday: Email roast style. In which people hump weird shiz.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it:
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Lilu is out of town for [...]

Port-a-potties? No maam.com

After spending the majority of my weekend outside at the fair and tailgating for my college’s homecoming- I have been reminded once again as to why I prefer not drinking at public events.
Actually I should rephrase that- I was reminded, once again why I hate drinking and then having to use the restroom at public [...]