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Guilt just kicked my ass

Posted ByCarissa Jade Category food and diet Uncategorized Woa's me YAY! Date September 17, 2009 9Comments

I wish I could kick my own ass for my behavior this week. This is the laziest I have been in over a year, at least when we’re talking about working out. I think it is partly the weather. This is literally the seventh straight day of rain, and I …

Dreaming of Poo

Posted ByCarissa Jade Category All about me Ass-ues Things that make me go hmmm Woa's me Date September 16, 2009 10Comments

While I’m awake, I find myself daydreaming all.day.long. I picture myself giving my Academy Award acceptance speech, and receiving kisses of congratulations from John Cusack and James Franco. I see myself as a guest on This American life, and afterward Ira Glass takes me out for a picnic dinner where …

Seven Ate Nine

Posted ByCarissa Jade Category That's entertainment Things that make me go hmmm Un-jaded happy thoughts Date September 09, 2009 9Comments

Well we’ve made it half way through this ill-fated day. Take that Nostradamus. But then again we are only half way through… I don’t think the destruction of the world is really supposed to happen until 9pm this evening. Of course I don’t really buy into this “end of the …