Guilt just kicked my ass

I wish I could kick my own ass for my behavior this week. This is the laziest I have been in over a year, at least when we’re talking about working out. I think it is partly the weather. This is literally the seventh straight day of rain, and I am beginning to go out [...]

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Dreaming of Poo

While I’m awake, I find myself daydreaming all.day.long. I picture myself giving my Academy Award acceptance speech, and  receiving kisses of congratulations from John Cusack and James Franco. I see myself as a guest on This American life, and afterward Ira Glass takes me out for a picnic dinner where his melodic voice puts me [...]

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Expectations: (I’m like Shel Silverstein and shit)

I’ve got no expectations- when going out with guys. No hopes that they will pay for me or use polite replies. I never think I’ll meet a man who opens up the door Who speaks with wit about sensible things or one that’s not a bore. I’ve never dreamt of princely men upon a horse [...]

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Some things you just can’t unread

I’m still in the process of getting up a few more blogs,but unfortunately my home computer seems to have come down with the PC version of HIV. I’m gonna have to get my IT roommate on that. In the mean time, I just read what was probably the most disturbing article I have ever read [...]

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