This is random, and so is your face

*Yeah, I’m about to tell you random things that are on my mind, mostly because I have a few things on my mind that even my genius (bahahaha) brain cannot connect in comprehensible paragraphs. *Scrubs is coming back on December 1!!!! Wait, rewind…. I don’t actually know how I really feel about this. Let me [...]

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TMI Thursday: Email roast style. In which people hump weird shiz.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Lilu is out of [...]

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Port-a-potties? No maam.com

After spending the majority of my weekend outside at the fair and tailgating for my college’s homecoming- I have been reminded once again as to why I prefer not drinking at public events. Actually I should rephrase that- I was reminded, once again why I hate drinking and then having to use the restroom at [...]

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I know you are but what am I?

Not to be a cliche, but today has been one of those days where all I want to do is sit in a room filled with 80′s movie posters, play knock out with my pillow and blare The Smiths. To be more specific, my co-worker just brought me a cup of Starbucks, I grabbed it [...]

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