I don’t know about you, but the last few years as my thirties have been looming over me, I’ve had to face a few harsh realizations. I’ll never learn to do my “nine” times tables without using my fingers, my left knee will always forecast the weather better than Al …
Since I’m weird and random and like to google weird random things when I’m bored, I found out that I missed out on an incredibly interesting fad. A few years ago some genius, and I do mean genius, created a site called “Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.com. The site …
I’m a people watcher. Even more than that, I am a people figure-outer. I love it. One of my favorite pastimes in the world is trying to sum people up. I do this with everyone. I do it to the people I know, and to the people that I don’t …