Do you want to be a hot mess? Are you jealous of the fact that week after week I do really ridiculous things that have made my friends nickname me “Hurricane Carissa?” Do you want to spend at least one day a week living out your own version of The …
*sorry if this went into your reader twice. I’m an asshole and published this after ambien, so had to make a few edits. I would like to make more, but do not have the time. Gratzi. Ok wow. I went (almost) three entire days without even looking at the internet, …