The scariest moment of my life (for once not an exaggeration) and why I am the worst person to be around when shiz goes down

  Guns don’t always scare me. I’ve shot them from time to time, and I’ve actually enjoyed it. I am from Texas  after all. I do however, have an extremely deep seated fear of being shot with one, despite the fact that  (Mom, Auntie Linda, and P.J.) please skip over the next sentence) I once [...]

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Aaaaannnnnndddddd… we sing

Heyyyyyy Dude! That show was made of awesomesauce. OK so I have been so absent from the internets the last few weeks. I’ve been trying my best to read all of your blogs and I’ve done my best to keep up, but to be completely honest, it’s hard with a job where you actually have [...]

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Staycations are for Winners, and Post it Note Tuesday

YOYOYO. Kick it one more time fellers. I know… I’m so white I don’t even need a night light… (I don’t even know what that means) I’m so white, I make Queen look like Queen Latifa… I’m so white, I make Casper shit his pants… Ok I’ll quit. So here I am quickly approaching day [...]

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Post it Note Tuesday and My Caveman Legs Need Your Help

It feels like it’s been so long since we last talked. I mean it was only like last Friday, but it feels like forever. Howwwww ya been? ***Nudge Nudge You look like your boobies grew! Oh no? Well you still look awesome! Oh how I’ve missed these conversations. Me??? Oh I’ve been good. Just you know, keepin [...]

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