I don’t know how to put this…

But I’m kind of a big deal… Yes, yes, yes… Light the fire works, sound the victory bells, pour the champagne… Wait! I’ll just drink from the bottle, thanks! Because it is a truly momentous occasion. Not only did I actually go to through the entire day without breaking anything, with the exception of a [...]

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Weekends are for fun and shame

Oh Monday. If you were a person I would give you a swirly and stuff you into a locker. Despite the fact that it’s Monday and I have come down with what I can only assume is theĀ  swine flu- I’m still smiling about the craziness that was my weekend. My friend L.A. and I [...]

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CALLING ALL WOLVES!!! I QUIT YOU!!!

Yesterday’s “driving home from work” conversation with my best friend- Me: sighhhhhhhh… Me: sighhhhhhhhhhhhh…. **wine sound. My Bestie: WHAT? WHAT IS WRONG THIS TIME? Do NOT tell me that you think you have brain cancer. If you think something is wrong, GO SEE A FREAKING DOCTOR!!!!! Me: Nonono…. I haven’t even had a headache in [...]

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