You guys? Something fishy is going on with my body, and it’s really starting to scare me. And no, I’m not talking about the two tumors that suddenly appeared last week on my bicep, although I am worried about those too. Though after further obsession, I’m fairly sure that …
First of all, thanks to all of you who were quick to give me medical advice last night on facebook, but I should probably clear a few things up. I sat on an asp… a fuzzy caterpillar, NOT a venomous snake usually found in the Nile region. Still, it was …
It’s Meat Loaf’s 65th Birthday! Happy Birthday Meatloaf!! I’ve always had this bizarre crush on Meat Loaf. I think it started back when I would watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show a trillion times a year. My crush increased a million percent when I discovered “Paradise by the …
I don’t know about you, but the last few years as my thirties have been looming over me, I’ve had to face a few harsh realizations. I’ll never learn to do my “nine” times tables without using my fingers, my left knee will always forecast the weather better than Al …
