EEEEFML: A visual presentation (vol.2)

Ok. Take two.
I spent all morning writing a post that just disappeared to… I have no fucking clue where. Forgive me if this is grammatically retarded and completely un-pc, but I don’t feel like trying as hard this time around.
I actually started about 7 different posts that were potentially for today, but for one reason [...]

Update on this morning’s post…

I’m  even a worse person than I thought.
In case you didn’t see my last post, I pretty much demolished a bird yesterday.
There’s something else I failed to tell you.
Yesterday morning, I had a very close call with a squirrel on the way to work. I had just exited a school zone, so I had quickly [...]