This weekend while I was home visiting my parents and sleeping in a room that was once covered in Beatles albums and blacklight posters, my mom presented me with a memory board that she found in the depths of a closet. My first thought was that “I used to be …
You probably know by know that I recently acquired a furry little ten-pound mutt. All in all, she’s brought a lot of joy to my life over the last few months. She snuggles with me at night, she greets me with this adorable little growl when I walk in the …
I’ve mentioned before that my mom got an extreme pleasure out of torturing me when I was a child. Don’t freak out. She didn’t tie me up in the basement, force me to eat raw cock roaches and ban me from a world of TV and Capri Suns or anything. Although, …
You guys. I have a problem. I’ve let it get out of hand. And I don’t know what to do. We noticed that they had moved in about 3 weeks ago, just a few days after we ourselves had moved in… but for one reason or another (we are lazy, lazy, …
