My New Bitch Roommates and the Legend of the Water Chupacabra

You guys.  I have a problem. I’ve let it get out of hand. And I don’t know what to do. We noticed that they had moved in about 3 weeks ago, just a few days after we ourselves had moved in… but for one reason or another (we are lazy, lazy, human beings) we decided not [...]

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EEEEFML: A visual presentation (vol.2)

Ok. Take two. I spent all morning writing a post that just disappeared to… I have no fucking clue where. Forgive me if this is grammatically retarded and completely un-pc, but I don’t feel like trying as hard this time around. I actually started about 7 different posts that were potentially for today, but for [...]

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Update on this morning’s post…

I’m  even a worse person than I thought. In case you didn’t see my last post, I pretty much demolished a bird yesterday. There’s something else I failed to tell you. Yesterday morning, I had a very close call with a squirrel on the way to work. I had just exited a school zone, so [...]

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