My Luck: A Poem I wrote

I once found a penny and bent down to pick it up, I noticed its head was showing So I thought I’d have good luck. I put it in my pocket and headed on my way but on the road I walked by a man who said “its not your day.” With gun in hand, [...]

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I’m…. so… scared….

And not excited in the least bit. Today I am about to risk the unthinkable. I am about to truly put my trust in all of the Greek Goddesses to the test. You see a few days ago something awful happened. My computer quit working. I don’t know what was wrong with it, all I [...]

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My ipod shuffle function hates me

My  friend IPOD, We’ve been friends for quite a while now, and I listen to you for countless hours every day- so I think  it’s about time for you to hear me out. For the most part, I love you. I really do. You’ve  been there for me through the good times and the bad. [...]

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Most disturbing thing Ive read all day…

Ok, I guess I could understand someone “getting off” on a motorcycle… maybe even a bicycle or a horse. Wait. Never mind. Those are all pretty disgusting notions. What I really don’t understand is this guy who apparently has sex with 1000′s of cars.    I mean really… Physically, how is this even possible?  Leave [...]

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