The Case of the Missing Laptop

I have told you before that technology hates me. Like, bad.  I pick up a phone, and it loses service. I sit in front of a computer, and it completely quits working. Since I’ve been at my current job, (for a year and a half) I’ve gone through 3 computers. 3 computers. One which was [...]

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10:30 pm

The time of the night when I have to make all sorts of decisions… *to take an ambien and possibly risk ambien drinking and waking up late or to not take an ambien and risk not being able to sleep until 3:00am and waking up late.. *to leave my spot on the couch a little [...]

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Dreaming of Poo

While I’m awake, I find myself daydreaming all.day.long. I picture myself giving my Academy Award acceptance speech, and  receiving kisses of congratulations from John Cusack and James Franco. I see myself as a guest on This American life, and afterward Ira Glass takes me out for a picnic dinner where his melodic voice puts me [...]

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a pill, a miracle, a recipe (written on ambien)

OK so now I can’t really type, but I’ve been wandering what would ensue if I were to write on ambien. Here goes nothing. I have had a really tired week. I drank a little too much every night, and now, finally, I have drinken 4 beers followed by a little friend called ambien… and [...]

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