The Grossest Sneeze Ever, and Books + Coffee= (???) A little bit of TMI

First of all, thanks for all of your superbish advice on my high school reunion. I think I’ve decided to go, but only if I have successfully talked one of my most favorite boys in the world to accompany me… (If you’re reading this, then pleasssseeeeeee!!! I’ll massage your back for like 2 hours!!!!) As [...]

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If I had a Hot Tub Time Machine…

I’m sure most of you know about my John Cusack obsession by now. I also mentioned yesterday that I saw Hot Tub Time Machine this past weekend, which I really can’t say enough good things about. Well recently my aunt (whom I love dearly) has posted a few pictures on my Facebook page, which you [...]

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TMI Thursday: My P-phone and how I lost it

As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Make sure you check out Lilu’s site, and [...]

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SUCK IT, Chad Kroeger.

I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t  really think I can stress enough how much I  would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes,  eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups of coffee, and then hold Chad Kroeger down and breathe in his face for [...]

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