TMI Thursday: My P-phone and how I lost it

As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about [...]

SUCK IT, Chad Kroeger.

I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t  really think I can stress enough how much I  would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes,  eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups of coffee, and then hold Chad Kroeger down and breathe in his face for [...]

A few more than 3 cheers-es-es… (sp?)

I find I often use this blog as a means of bitching, so I figure it’s about time to raise my glass to the finer points in life. Because while the shit may fly, sometimes it hits the guy behind ya, you knowwhatImean Vern?
*Please imagine these “cheers” as being of the beer or shot variety. [...]

The Case of the Missing Laptop

I have told you before that technology hates me. Like, bad.  I pick up a phone, and it loses service. I sit in front of a computer, and it completely quits working. Since I’ve been at my current job, (for a year and a half) I’ve gone through 3 computers.
3 computers. One which was brand [...]