I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t really think I can stress enough how much I would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes, eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups of coffee, and then hold Chad Kroeger down and …
Oh.. I’m not saying I don’t have any talents. I think I’m good at several things. I have mastered nearly every yoga pose, I give great back massages, I make badass salmon croquettes, and I have memorized the lyrics to nearly every Beatles song ever written. It just seems that …
As posted by LiLu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Make sure you …
Let me preface this with the fact that I am a lover of all creatures of the Earth. Except maybe cats. But other than putting the occasional dab of Tabasco sauce on my roommate’s cat’s toy, I would never do anything to intentionally hurt any animal. If you are aware …