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Post it note Tuesday : and how Ethan Hawke stole my heart.
Posted ByCarissa Jade Category Blogs I lovefilmfitnessFMLIt's my lifeMy BFF LAOpen LettersPost-it notesserendipitous randomnessThat's entertainmentThings that make me go hmmmwhy am i not famous?Woa's me Date 132Comments

Cover via Amazon Alllright, allllright, allllright…. That was supposed to be in Matthew Mcconaughey-hey’s “Dazed and Confused” voice, just in case you didn’t catch that. It’s Tuesday, and once again I’m posting for the first time this week. I don’t know what has gotten into me and Sunday nights, but …

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TMI Thursday: Squat Got Copped
Posted ByCarissa Jade Category Ass-uesCoulda been worseewwwwFMLIt's my lifepotty humorThings that make me go hmmmThursdayTMIwhy am i not famous?Woa's meya idiot Date 81Comments

As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Make sure you …

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Things this crazy head will do and people are like pissing in the wind.
Posted ByCarissa Jade Category All about meblogfitnessfood and dietFull of shitGoals and other unattainable thingsIt's my lifeserendipitous randomnessUn-jaded happy thoughtswhy am i not famous?Woa's me Date 75Comments

I usually don’t do this, but I’m starting this post out without really a means to where I want it to go. But I guess that’s kind of my point. I’ve been thinking a lot the last few weeks about what I want my New Years Resolutions to be. I …

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Post it note Tuesday and It’s my first post of the New Year!
Posted ByCarissa Jade Category blogFamous peepsGoals and other unattainable thingsIt's my lifeOpen LettersPost-it notesserendipitous randomnessThings that make me go hmmmUn-jaded happy thoughtswhy am i not famous? Date 2475Comments

Holy mother of my soul. It’s January. TWO. THOUSAND. AND TEN. What in the hell Ouiser?? (I just googled this and found that this is not actually a quote from Steel Magnolias. So I’ve been quoting a non-existent quote for like 15 years? My bad!) Aren’t we supposed to have …

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