I once found a penny and bent down to pick it up, I noticed its head was showing So I thought I’d have good luck. I put it in my pocket and headed on my way but on the road I walked by a man who said “its not your day.” With gun in hand, [...]
I’ve got no expectations- when going out with guys. No hopes that they will pay for me or use polite replies. I never think I’ll meet a man who opens up the door Who speaks with wit about sensible things or one that’s not a bore. I’ve never dreamt of princely men upon a horse [...]
Oh WEIRD! Someone's giving away rats!!! FOR FREE!! Who would give away rats? http://t.co/CKqwmjobShow Twit2012/02/11
RT @theinstitution: Institution Dealio: What’s going on with Institution Students, Alums, and Faculty – Feb 10- 15 http://t.co/HMewBrIaShow Twit2012/02/10
Lunching with a friend and realized all I have to wear is my leopard hoodie footie. Also, while it is warm-it is VERY cold when peeing. Show Twit2012/02/10
I just backed The Institution Theater YOU SHOULD TOO! - 4 New Shows and 1 New Theater! on @Kickstarter http://t.co/OUUSIksFShow Twit2012/02/10
RT @RealMooseStache: Really need a hair cut...these pubes are getting out of control! Show Twit2012/02/10
Tune in now for the high intern --Curly Joe Sue Johnson Trivia Challenge!!! 93.7 KLBJ Show Twit2012/02/10
Announcement: I will be wearing a hoodie footie EVERYDAY! Show Twit2012/02/10
@jenderfleur Oh cool thanks I'll check it out!! Show Twit2012/02/10
RT @therobertluke: @Carissajaded Not a bitch. It's an annoying internet thing to say and is improper grammar. Show Twit2012/02/10
I bet if I tweet right now IM ONLY 6 FOLLOWERS AWAY from having 2000... I lose about 20. Bye now. Show Twit2012/02/10
That moment when you realize that all those "that moment" posts are really getting on your nerves.Then that moment you realize youre a bitch Show Twit2012/02/10
@cubanalaf What are you watching? Javier Bardem is my #4 favorite actor of all time in the whole wide world. Show Twit2012/02/10
@MMc911 NOOO! LEOPARDS POO THEMSELVES! Show Twit2012/02/10