As posted by LiLu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
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Today will be the day!
A new leaf off the tree-
I’ll spend each bit of precious time
Only doing good for me
I plan to get up early,
Maybe go for a long run.
I would really like to watch T.V.
But there is no time for fun.
I’ll take a shower, clean real well-
And even shave my legs.
Refrain from shopping for [...]
Oh Seinfeld, my Seinfeld- how I need you in life
Though you went off the air 11 years ago
I still watch you in syndication every night.
You may have been a show about nothing-
But your lessons were never in vein-
In fact, my one true goal in life
Is to be just like George, Jerry, Kramer and Elaine.
Jerry always [...]
There are a few things in our lifetime
I just don’t understand..
Like why do birds have wings to fly,
While we’re stuck here on land?
As a girl of six or seven
I was curious and keen-
I wandered what the difference was
Between girls and boys I mean?
I went to ask my mom,
Her face a crimson red-
“That’s something you will [...]
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