TMI Thursday: The Legend of the Log (In Rhyme)

As posted by LiLu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Make sure you check back to Lilu’s Archives… [...]

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My New Leaf: another craptastic poem

Today will be the day! A new leaf off the tree- I’ll spend each bit of precious time Only doing good for me I plan to get up early, Maybe go for a long run. I would really like to watch T.V. But there is no time for fun. I’ll take a shower, clean real [...]

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Ode to Seinfeld

Oh Seinfeld, my Seinfeld- how I need you in life Though you went off the air 11 years ago I still watch you in syndication every night. You may have been a show about nothing- But your lessons were never in vein- In fact, my one true goal in life Is to be just like [...]

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Things I’ve Learned, a poem

There are a few things in our lifetime I just don’t understand.. Like why do birds have wings to fly, While we’re stuck here on land? As a girl of six or seven I was curious and keen- I wandered what the difference was Between girls and boys I mean? I went to ask my [...]

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