You know how I’ve always wanted to get famous via a story (about me) on NPR? Well I have. I would love nothing more in life that to be featured in a story on This American Life or better yet, Fresh Air. So I’ve been searching high and low for …
**this post was written yesterday (Monday.) Today was a crazy craptastic sort of Monday. I woke up to thunder, forgot my lunch, realized my pants looked like hammer pants and my shirt kept coming unbuttoned. On top of that, I actually got called a mother-f*cker by a customer. ewwww. So, …
Oh it’s another day alright. The check engine light just came on in my car, which really shouldn’t surprise me since (except for the last 4 months) it has been on since I drove all the way to Chicago back in 2004. I’m not sure which problem the check engine …
Along with always speaking in a botched cockney accent, and asking the driver to join me in having tea in crumpets- I have developed another bad habit on my cab rides. In an effort to get a discount on the fair, I’ve taken to rubbing the cabbie’s back. You know, …
