I once found a penny and bent down to pick it up, I noticed its head was showing So I thought I’d have good luck. I put it in my pocket and headed on my way but on the road I walked by a man who said “its not your day.” With gun in hand, [...]
I’ve got no expectations- when going out with guys. No hopes that they will pay for me or use polite replies. I never think I’ll meet a man who opens up the door Who speaks with wit about sensible things or one that’s not a bore. I’ve never dreamt of princely men upon a horse [...]
@hadtobegoo Tell her hola! We Improved together for a good while. Love that girl!~ Show Twit10 hours ago
Blerg. I've run out of places to sit with al the broken glass on my porch. How can one stand? How can one go on? Show Twit10 hours ago
@hadtobegoo sweet. Definitely will do.I wanted to go to amanda's show tonight but was just too freaking exhausted. Ill be there soon though! Show Twit10 hours ago
@hadtobegoo Yeah! I think I prob look different.I was like a deuce,deuce & a half back then. But I went the whole way through there as well. Show Twit11 hours ago
@hadtobegoo Not so often these days, but I want to get back into it. My bf lives a block fro DCH so I Im trying to go there more often! Show Twit11 hours ago
@hadtobegoo I started at 4 day weekend a million yrs ago, I could know you from there I suppose? Show Twit11 hours ago
@hadtobegoo ahhh ok nice! I know those guys from back in the olden days at Adlibs. I'm pretty sure that was you. Dr Grauke ring a bell? Show Twit11 hours ago
@hadtobegoo cut a bitch.BTW I think we had creative writing together at UNT. Is that you?Could be mistaken. #alwaysdrunk Do u do comedy now? Show Twit11 hours ago
@markleggett Seriously?That's appalling. But me either. The only time I have been tasered was by my ex while I was in a swimsuit. #truestoryShow Twit11 hours ago
@JaviFuentes YOUR tweets are amazing. And not just the ones where you complement me either. Show Twit11 hours ago
@johnnyvirgil tehehee. Just googled both. Bukkake I was familiar with. Show Twit11 hours ago
Wine glass number 2 down! It's a gonner. NOBODY WALK ON MY PORCH! (I'm here alone but I may need a reminder. Show Twit12 hours ago
Pretty sure my next door neighbors lawnmower just exploded.I should probably check and see if hes ok but I think Ill wait til the cops come. Show Twit12 hours ago
@mikeziemer Tomorrow night a wedding and if I'm lucky I can squeeze in a little Grant Jones in Deep Ellum, yo. Show Twit12 hours ago
@mrsF5 ahhh the sunset is great. I'm sitting out on my porch with it and the mosquitos right now. Show Twit12 hours ago
Now I switched to Fetch. Never seen it, but when I tried to google, I learned what "Feltch" was. Verrrry different. #ICantSpellShow Twit14 hours ago
@JaviFuentes That (mostly) is reffering to me isn't it? That's ok I guess. I can't complain when I'm sitting naked drinking wine as I type. Show Twit14 hours ago
Watching the excellent movie Loch Ness. Ted Danson just behaved as if he'd seen a double, no triple rainbow. Show Twit14 hours ago
@JoEngland It's possible, though I'm not sure "ok" is my starting point! Show Twit17 hours ago
@WhatKindOfGirl I have crazy dreams already, but you're saying if I use the patch I might star in Inception 2? Show Twit17 hours ago