Oops there goes another Rubber tree plant/Day 4 of Truth.

  Ahhh.. “Highhhhh Hopes, yes he had- highhhhh hopes. That song makes me happy. My mom used to sing it to me when I was a kid. I’m trying to remember that ant. Right now. Last week everything seemed possible. I had some majorly high hopes that I could get back into a strong routine [...]

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Too Far? Perhaps.

I realize that sometimes, I take things a little too far. I obsess, that’s just my nature. Like my love for John Cusack… I’m sure you, internet, are even sick of hearing about it at this point. But still I trudge on and I will announce my love for all the world to hear once [...]

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The scariest moment of my life (for once not an exaggeration) and why I am the worst person to be around when shiz goes down

  Guns don’t always scare me. I’ve shot them from time to time, and I’ve actually enjoyed it. I am from Texas  after all. I do however, have an extremely deep seated fear of being shot with one, despite the fact that  (Mom, Auntie Linda, and P.J.) please skip over the next sentence) I once [...]

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My New Bitch Roommates and the Legend of the Water Chupacabra

You guys.  I have a problem. I’ve let it get out of hand. And I don’t know what to do. We noticed that they had moved in about 3 weeks ago, just a few days after we ourselves had moved in… but for one reason or another (we are lazy, lazy, human beings) we decided not [...]

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