Life is but a song! Unless you’re an asshole.

If you know me at all, you know that I’m quite the songstress. I’m not implying that I have any sort of musical talent whatsover, In fact- I’m a downright horrible singer. But I don’t tend to let that stop me. And why would I? For what I lack in talent I make up for [...]

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Thank you, Thank you, Thank you… I’m back!

Hello there world! I know, I know… it’s been a kazillion bajillion years since the last time I uploaded this ole’ blog. For a while there, life got so busy that I completely forgot about it. Then one day I googled myself to try to find an article I had published once upon a time… [...]

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Hi. I don’t know you but I will hug your face off.

For some reason people think I’m a lot more confident than I actually am. Don’t get me wrong, I have no qualms with acting a fool in front of strangers. I kind of thrive on those moments. In fact, in awkward situations with strangers, I tend to to start word vomiting up embarrassing and/or inappropriate [...]

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Hovering over the cuckoo’s nest. And that’s OK.

  I’m sure all five of  you are just dying to know what the hell I’ve been up to for the past 6 months. I mean, it’s not like I could have spent EVERY SINGLE SECOND of my free time giving myself multiple nerdgasms watching Doctor Who. Well I probably could have, but then when [...]

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