Hi. I don’t know you but I will hug your face off.

For some reason people think I’m a lot more confident than I actually am. Don’t get me wrong, I have no qualms with acting a fool in front of strangers. I kind of thrive on those moments. In fact, in awkward situations with strangers, I tend to to start word vomiting up embarrassing and/or inappropriate [...]

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This may be my most embarrassing confession yet. I’ve got the fever. And I’m Creepy.

Last night something happened to me that I am extremely embarrassed about. First we have to rewind a few weeks back.  I was at my parent’s house and decided I needed a few new CDs to listen to on my way back to Dallas. I was a little short on cash, so I decided to [...]

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Licking rocks, zombie bugs, and grad-yeeee-ashuns! (brought to you by Random McNally)

  Wowsa. When did life get so cray cray? Ohhh it seems about 2 months ago, and it just keeps getting faster and harder to keep up with. This wekeend was one of my BFF’s graduation from GRAD SCHOOL! Yes, I have some smart mofo’s in my life. I was really bummed that I didn’t [...]

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TMI Thursday: No I will NOT Dirty-Pop THAT cherry.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! For countless more “Too [...]

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