A Fan Letter to My Greatest Love (Not who you’re thinking)

    Dearest Ketchup, Is Ketchup OK? Or do you prefer Catsup? For now we’ll stick with Ketchup… I’m not trying to come across like a creepy fan here, but I feel like it’s time I came clean with you about a few things.  I have been a huge, HUGE fan of yours for a  very [...]

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Craigslist, I’m counting on you!

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock or somewhere in my car, you’ve been on Craigslist. Time out… Let’s take another look at my car and make sure you’re not in there. No? Well we really can’t be sure, can we? You haven’t even seen the back seat yet. And I’m not going to bother [...]

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Post it note Tuesday and some realizations

*sorry if this went into your reader twice. I’m an asshole and published this after ambien, so had to make a few edits. I would like to make more, but do not have the time. Gratzi. Ok wow. I went (almost) three entire days without even looking at the internet, and while I missed everyone, [...]

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The time I was almost on a Reality show and the most I will ever share on my blog… (probably)

A few weeks ago in a moment of major writer’s block, I asked you guys to pose me some questions, and promised that I would answer. I am still planning on posting about each of them, but I figure I’ll start with the one that was both asked the most, and the one that will [...]

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