Category: dates

Remember how a couple weeks ago I was spouting off about my new positive attitude? I wasn’t bullshitting when I said that I thought it was working. Turns out though, that all the positive thinking in the world can’t ward off misery… especially when something happens that completely blindsides you. …

Hi old friend!(Austin), AND also blog friends, new readers (thank you 20sb), random people who got here by googling “John Cusack’s girlfriend” or “Shit your pants” or “douchengoyle”!!!! It’s so good to hear from you and I truly hope you don’t mind that I’m sharing my response to your email with the …

Holy wowsa. I couldn’t believe it when I realized that this was my 200th post. Before I get started, I want to thank all of my followers and commenters for sticking with me! I love you all so much, you have no idea. I would be chest bumping you all …

    Dearest Ketchup, Is Ketchup OK? Or do you prefer Catsup? For now we’ll stick with Ketchup… I’m not trying to come across like a creepy fan here, but I feel like it’s time I came clean with you about a few things.  I have been a huge, HUGE fan …