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Remember how a couple weeks ago I was spouting off about my new positive attitude? I wasn’t bullshitting when I said that I thought it was working. Turns out though, that all the positive thinking in the world can’t ward off misery… especially when something happens that completely blindsides you. …

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Hi old friend!(Austin), AND also blog friends, new readers (thank you 20sb), random people who got here by googling “John Cusack’s girlfriend” or “Shit your pants” or “douchengoyle”!!!! It’s so good to hear from you and I truly hope you don’t mind that I’m sharing my response to your email with the …

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    Dearest Ketchup, Is Ketchup OK? Or do you prefer Catsup? For now we’ll stick with Ketchup… I’m not trying to come across like a creepy fan here, but I feel like it’s time I came clean with you about a few things.  I have been a huge, HUGE fan …

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