TMI Thursday: A Fairy Tail ending

As posted by LiLu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Make sure you check back to Lilu’s Archives… [...]

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Dear John, Please stop breaking up on me.

Can it be true? Are you fucking serious? It’s Friday? Hells to the yeah! Not only is it Friday, but I get to leave work at noon today to head to Austin. The only thing that could make this better would be if it were  a payday Friday, and if I didn’t have to drive [...]

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TMI Thursday: My pee pee is pooping!!

As posted by Lilu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! (Make sure you check out Lilu’s  TMI Thursday [...]

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Dreaming of Poo

While I’m awake, I find myself daydreaming all.day.long. I picture myself giving my Academy Award acceptance speech, and  receiving kisses of congratulations from John Cusack and James Franco. I see myself as a guest on This American life, and afterward Ira Glass takes me out for a picnic dinner where his melodic voice puts me [...]

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