My own path to enlightenment. Call me Guru CJ. Or just Guru will do.

Quitting smoking is hard. Way harder than I thought. A month ago I would have probably told you that I wasn’t even addicted… that I only needed to smoke when I drink… that I could quit whenever I was ready. That is so not the case. Image via Wikipedia Over the past 9 days I’ve [...]

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About Once Every Six Months, I Feel I’m Entitled To A Sappy, Serious Post: What I Want Out Of 28.

As I approached my 28th Birthday, there were several times when I caught myself thinking of all the things I have yet to accomplish. In fact, I spent the last few weeks laying in bed at night freaking out because I’m STILL not where I thought I would be in my life. I don’t have [...]

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I kind of survived my Birthday weekend. Kind of. But at least I didn’t fall. I don’t think.

Holy mother of my soul Ironman. It’s Monday night and I’m still hurting a little bit… but I would say the pain is well worth it. I would go into all the details of seeing Michael Ian Black, two back to back nights of karaoke filled-fun including a rendition of “California Girls” with my MOTHER, [...]

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It’s my party. You are on the maybe list.

UGHHHH! You know what’s the worst? Being sick. You know what’s worse than just being sick? Being sick that ISN”T  hungover. Cause if your hungover  then it’s at least a little bit worth it, right? You know what’s the most worstiest of everything? (it’s a word) Being sick on a VERY important week. Duh duh. [...]

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