Hi. I don’t know you but I will hug your face off.

For some reason people think I’m a lot more confident than I actually am. Don’t get me wrong, I have no qualms with acting a fool in front of strangers. I kind of thrive on those moments. In fact, in awkward situations with strangers, I tend to to start word vomiting up embarrassing and/or inappropriate […]

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Hovering over the cuckoo’s nest. And that’s OK.

  I’m sure all five of  you are just dying to know what the hell I’ve been up to for the past 6 months. I mean, it’s not like I could have spent EVERY SINGLE SECOND of my free time giving myself multiple nerdgasms watching Doctor Who. Well I probably could have, but then when […]

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I’ve Got to Break Free!!

I had a breakdown at the end of my first senior year of college. I had just finished failing algebra for the 4th time, and I was looking at an entire summer of leftover classes and working at the job from hell, literally. Ironically, the job that the devil built had the clever facade of […]

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Doctor Who Stole my blog but I’m Stealing It Back.

Well hello there little bloggy. You look like crap! What’s wrong!? You’ve been abandoned, you say? You sure do look like it. It looks like you haven’t been loved on in at least six months…. and you have so much potential! You don’t even have any followers or anything? THAT IS SAD! How could anyone […]

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