Once again, I’m realizing how difficult it is for me to post everyday. Especially days that are Fridays or weekends. Or days like today.
Today I feel like a have a valid excuse for not posting one of my 30-days-of-truth-posts. I had lots of highly important things to do.
-I had to put on a pair of tights and see how far I could slide across the tile floor without falling over.
-Catch up on This American Life and spend 58 minutes imagining Ira Glass was my boyfriend personal nap-time story-teller.
-Try to retrace all the places I went last night in order to find my credit card.
-Refrain from hitting one bartender who looked at me and asked if I had long night.
-Cry over the amount of money that I spent last night.
-Get my retail therapy on at Target, where I bought 2 new hats to satisfy my newfound obsession with head clothes.
-Embarrass LA by singing Paul Simon’s “I know what I know” at the top of my lungs. (In Target)
-Eat about 17 saltine crackers dipped in remoulade sauce, followed by fish and chips and hush puppies.
-Head to the laundromat to do laundry.
-Unsuccessfully try to spin myself around in the dryer. Sighhh.
That link probably will not work. I have no time. Too many activities. I’ll fix that later.