I kind of survived my Birthday weekend. Kind of. But at least I didn’t fall. I don’t think.

Holy mother of my soul Ironman. It’s Monday night and I’m still hurting a little bit… but I would say the pain is well worth it.

I would go into all the details of seeing Michael Ian Black, two back to back nights of karaoke filled-fun including a rendition of “California Girls” with my MOTHER, and the lazy but oh so amazing day I had on Sunday… but I don’t remember the details of either Friday or Saturday night and I don’t feel the details of Sunday are appropriate for the internet.

However, I will share with you the videos that my mom put together. It’s bad though. Not the video quality- that was pretty spectacular (thanks mom!) but my singing? Not so much.


My lord it hurts even watching this. I mean really Carissa? REALLY? Why must I always be so freaking dramatic? WHYYYYYY!!!!???? By the by, this was totally sung in the “Old School” “I fucking need you more tonight” version, but my mom didn’t want to have me say fuck on the internet so she edited it out. Weird.


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In other news, today is day numero uno of not smoking. I’m not sure I’ve mentioned it, probably because I wasn’t sure that I was actually going to follow through, but I think 28 is as good as an age as any to quit. It’s not going to get any easier after all but I think I can do this. I’m gonna be a grown up. I just hope I don’t turn into Mel Gibson in the process.

Well I was going to write more, but now I just don’t feel like it so excuse me while I go eat a whole gum ball machine.

Oh and one more thing. I saw this last week and haven’t been able to erase it from my brain.

Sleep well tonight suckers.


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  • Ed Adams

    Looks like you guys had a blast.

    And the singing was spot on.

  • http://watchoutworldimatwentysomething.blogspot.com/ JustMe

    That doll video I could have done without.

    But you singing? Adorbs.

  • jen

    Awesome! Best singing I've heard in ages! Sounds like you had a fabulous time!

  • ScoMan

    My internets is going way to slow to play those karaoke videos. Damn, I'll try again another time.

    As for the other one.. they didn't make kids shows like that in my day.

  • http://www.nikkidz.blogspot.com Nikki

    Gawww! Playing little Marcy and your karaoke video at the same time kind of made my head explode.

    Aren't Mothers great?

  • http://www.ftcs.wordpress.com/ Clevelandpoet

    cuh-reepy.
    the singing wasn't all that bad and you looked pretty hot so you got that going for you. I enjoyed the fact that while reading this 'dirty deeds done dirt cheap' was playing. You were hilarious in your agony yesterday.

  • http://twitter.com/JoEngland Joanna England

    So, I totally rock karaoke the same way. It's all or nothing.

    And congrats on quitting smoking! It will get harder in the next few weeks, but stick with it! It's so worth it!

  • http://www.redheadranting.com/ redheadranting

    OMG! You nailed that but good.

    I couldn't watch more than a few seconds of the rainbow doll.

  • http://www.TheConstantComplainer.com The Constant Complainer

    Happy Birthday! I enjoyed the video. The “Old School” karaoke version of that song is awesome! It looked like a fun time.

    Like I was saying in my comment in your other post, yes, you can quit smoking. Stick to it. You won't go “Mel Gibson” although it might seem like you might want to for a few days!