Hi old friend!(Austin), AND also blog friends, new readers (thank you 20sb), random people who got here by googling “John Cusack’s girlfriend” or “Shit your pants” or “douchengoyle”!!!! It’s so good to hear from you and I truly hope you don’t mind that I’m sharing my response to your email with the world. And by world, of [...]

Well hello there strangers! I know I have absolutely no excuse for my recent hiatus, and I promise it’s not a permanent thing… but DOOOOOOD, life is crazy. Amazing, but crazy. Thanks to all of you who are stopping by via 20sb, and a humongous thanks to whichever staff members over there are entertained by [...]

Looking good internets. At least from what I’ve been able to tell from the 8 minutes I’ve been able to be online the last 7 days. I know, I know… You were all very worried about me. You probably didn’t think I survived my week by my lonesome. I mean the chances were exponentially high [...]

Because I can, and also because I haven’t been able to properly update you on my life lately, I have decided to update you via completely random bullets. *If you’re gonna get your nails done, you might as well go to a good salon. And I had to learn this the hard way. I rarely [...]