Since I’m weird and random and like to google weird random things when I’m bored, I found out that I missed out on an incredibly interesting fad.
A few years ago some genius, and I do mean genius, created a site called “Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.com. The site is no longer active, but from my extensive research- (one quick google search) it seems that the whole site was simply dedicated to this picture.
I think there was even a movement to try to get people to print out the picture and post it in bathroom stalls around the world. I know the site is no longer active, but I think I’m going to do it anyway. Maybe I can restart the movement… because goshdarnit, I would die of laughter if I went into a bathroom and Jeff Goldblum was watching me poop.
Or maybe I should switch it up a bit.
This might sound strange, but I’ve always thought that Jeff Goldblum looks nearly identical to Orlando Jones, yaknow- except for that whole skin color thing. So I’m thinking we intensify the whole movement and replace Mr. Goldblum with his identical non-twin…
But then again, my mom (always one to tell it like it is) once told my friend Moops that he looks exactly like Jeff Goldblum… So maybe I should go the obscure route and use his pic instead…
(Isn’t it incredibly absurd that 3 people can look so much alike-ish?!?)
So I think you should all print out that last pic and hang it up in restrooms worldwide. I’m thinking this could really catch on. Or not…
And just so you know…
- Too tired to write, all I have in me is a bathroom related post. Sorry.
- The people of the internet are the most revolting humans in the world
- TMI Thursday: Everything comes down to poo (not mine)
- EEEEFML: A visual presentation (vol.2)
- This may be my most embarrassing confession yet. I’ve got the fever. And I’m Creepy.