The Final TMI Thursday: I Bait My Own Hook (In-ur-endo) (That’s what she said)
As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Make sure you check out Lilu’s site, and check out her TMI Thursday archives for all sorts of hilarity!
Before I get started, I have some news that I will tell you with a heavy heart. This is the last week that Lilu will be hosting TMI Thursday. Don’t worry, there will still be plenty of overshare here on the ole’ bloggity-blog, it’s just not going to be on a certain day of the week.
I want to give a huge huge HUMONGO thanks to Lilu, because without her and her TMI Thursdays, I wouldn’t have “met” many of you. Seriously. I never thought reading about poop and pee and periods and jizz and sex could be so fun. Well I knew the sex part would be fun, but not the rest.
I had thought of a few different things that I wanted to do for today. One was to do a sum of all my past TMIs… perhaps in a song or a poem, but I really didn’t have time. Then there was something completely disgusting that happened to me earlier this week, but it’s just too soon. I haven’t even gotten a chance to do laundry yet.
So instead I give you this.
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I know most of you are probably going to think I’m a major prude when I tell you this but- despite the fact that I’m 27 years old… until last weekend I’d never baited my hook. I mean… I’d touched worms before. I’d even held one in my hand a few times, but I didn’t like it. They just feel so awkward, you know?
So I decided that the time had come for me to grab that bait by the balls and stick it, stick it hard. You know, show him who was boss. Turns out, it wasn’t even a worm but a minnow- so you know, I figured it would be an easy catch.
I had heard that the first time wouldn’t be a pleasurable experience, that it may even hurt a little, but I had no idea it was going to be this bad. Even the lead up was awful. I couldn’t even get a hold of it to stick it in, it just kept slipping away.
Well, I guess you can see the end result yourself….
This video was shot with no intention doubling your entendre, but when I heard the audio, I was like… Dude! If I wasn’t watching this, I would think it was a really bad porn. Then I heard my dad’s voice.
Ewwwwwww
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Holy shit, you're awesome!
and I also love me some JC. Yeah I said it.
<3!
That was spectacular! Best non-porn, porn ever.
Thats Awesome! I still won't bait my hook w/ minnows I make someone else do it. Have you ever used a Thunderbug? They're SO GROSS! I won't even hold the container their in.
Hahahahaha One of my favourite TMI thingy's ever.
And congrats on baiting your first hook.
Baiting hooks? Worms and other creepy crawly things? Nuh-uh, not this girl!!!
Oh dear God, that was brilliant!
Hope you didn't get snagged on some bush. I hate it when that happens when I'm fishing.
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I was totally getting turned on. LMFAO
You are a Master…Baiter!
It had to be said.
What's not to love about some JC? yuuummmeeee
Hmm Thunderbug? Is that some sort of toy? Sounds kinky.
hahaha I caught a little bush… and got a tangled…but in the end I did the damn thing.
I was so waiting for that…
Why am I turned on? And why does he have a gun on his belt? Fishing is some serious business!
Oh holy geez, I LOVE this!! I laughed so hard I peed myself a little! Thanks for an awesome last TMI
no it's an actual bug. Google it. It's gross
When I was reading this post, before watching the video I really thought you were talking about penis and all! Hahaha…
You're funny! ;p
me, too! ha
as always, i LOVE it, and love the hair!!!! I agree with “Cheddar” best “non-porn” porn EVAH.
Best innuendo ever. Hahahah.
This made me laugh so hard I honestly had tears streaming down my face.
I'm glad you were finally able to 'punch it in'
Worm porn!! I've never baited my own hook either and I don't think I'll ever be able to. You're my hero!
hahahaha – omg – priceless…I will bait my own hook with worm or minnow but not with ANY kind of bug…that's dad's job…just sayin'
My father once stuck me in the ear with his.
True story.
A fantastic finale, my friend. That. was. hilar.
Oh, God….you are so. freakin'. brave. I ((heart)) you and you can bait my hook any time. And I mean that in the most hetero way….(wait. That's still not right.)
I'm sure someone brought this up already, but is that a GUN on his belt? Is he shooting the fish??
damn this post was hot.
“All the way through!”
That's what she said. To me. If you know what I mean.
… I'm trying to make some kind of big penis joke.
#fail
Hahahahaha! Way to go out with a bang, my darlin!!!
okay, i'm commenting slightly late on this…buuut that was hilarious. and pretty much the exact reaction I would have to fishing. i've been traumatized ever since i got a fish hook in the arm when I was younger.
hahaha, definitely good last tmi post.
Funny and disgusting. TMI for the win!
okay, i'm commenting slightly late on this…buuut that was hilarious. and pretty much the exact reaction I would have to fishing. i've been traumatized ever since i got a fish hook in the arm when I was younger.
hahaha, definitely good last tmi post.
Funny and disgusting. TMI for the win!
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