Post it Note Tuesday and My Caveman Legs Need Your Help

Posted by Carissa Jade in It's my life, My boyfriend JC, Open Letters, Post-it notes, Uncategorized on 03 16th, 2010 | 42 Comments

It feels like it’s been so long since we last talked. I mean it was only like last Friday, but it feels like forever. Howwwww ya been? ***Nudge Nudge You look like your boobies grew! Oh no? Well you still look awesome! Oh how I’ve missed these conversations.

Me??? Oh I’ve been good. Just you know, keepin busy… I got in a little trouble at work so that’s why I haven’t been able to talk with you as often. I’m still here, I just am gonna have to spread my love out a little more. HAHAHA Enough with the whore jokes, you know I didn’t mean it like that. I meant my blog love, but you knew that.

What else have I been up to? Well you know, the usual. This weekend was the St. Patties Day Festival in Dallas so I got all dressed up in green and and celebrated like a happy leprechaun. I say happy, because I was scarred by the movie Leprechaun as a child, and I have to keep reminding myself that most leprechauns aren’t evil. Most also don’t go around squealing “I’m a little Leprechaun” in a horrible Irish accent, which is something that I started doing in the 8th grade and still tend to do in moments of uncomfortable silence.

The Dares you ask? No I haven’t forgotten. I was going to try to do the Julie’s awesome go “out in public and drink in a fake preggers suit” dare but I was too busy acting like a jolly leprechaun that I forgot.

I’m still looking for a cookie monster suit to scare the children in, so let me know if you where I can get one of those. I’m also all about dancing to Nsync in a crowded parking lot, and I think that may be done at some point this week… But I WILL get eventually get around to all of them. Except, I’m not sure about putting mustard in milk. It’s not that I wouldn’t try it, I’m just a little “milk sensitive” and I prefer not poo-ing my pants. So if it’s cool with yall  I’ll stick with the vanilla soy milk that I love so much.  I am thinking about making a separate little tab so I can keep track of these better. So keep em comin’ fools!

I DARE YOU! And you have the easy part.

Oh why yes. There is something different about me, thanks for noticing. It took you long enough. Well… it’s not so much different it’s just that it’s been 6 months since these legs have seen the sun, that’s all. Oh… well yeah.. I’ve sort of let them go a little bit too. A caveman you say!??? Do they really look that bad!? Well fair enough… I wouldn’t say caveman. Can’t we just say they look like a man’s legs?

I agree that it’s time I do something about the hair on my legs, after all- they will never get tan through all this hair. In fact, I’m even thinking of going out on a limb here and actually springing to get them waxed, which I’ve never done before. Do yall know anything about this? How often do you have to get it done? And what do you do in between waxings, just let it grow? I have a lot to learn about being a woman apparently. LA basically had to give me a birds and the bees speech yesterday, but I won’t go into that on here.

And now for a few Post -It’s. Just. For. You. For more amazing and hilarious post-it’s check out Supah Mommy’s blog!

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All righty then, that’s all I have for today. Keep those dares coming! HEART!

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  • Name

    Lol! You are sunshine!

  • edadams

    I love you, you crazy girl. Now, go buy a fucking razor! Also, I double dog dare you to eat a giant moth. You'll probably have to wait till summer to get one. FYI I did it, and it aint too bad. Lots of beer help with the chalky taste.

  • CarissaJaded

    A moth? seriously? I may have to work up to this one, but ill do it. did you eat it on purpose?

  • edadams

    Somebody dared me at a party. I was pretty gone, so I was like, “Fuck it. Give me that moth!”—all Jack Black sounding.

    It wasn't too bad. Chalky. No juice that I remember. The best thing though, people watching get totally freaked out. You look like a major badass, with very little effort.

  • CarissaJaded

    Well you have won me over. next moth i see im eating it. Maybe some ketchup will help.

  • edadams

    You're a badass.

    Unlike your boyfriend. Hottub Timemachine? Seriously? Add that to 2012 and he's got quite the streak.

    He's almost back to remaking “One Crazy Summer”…I see it now.

  • thebacksofmyeyelids

    You could move to Europe and grow your leg and pit hair. It's not uncommon there.

    For waxing to be done well, the hair has to be a certain length, but the results of waxing last longer than shaving AND you would be able to blog about it!

  • ambermurphy

    Oh, I just love Amelie. I need to give that movie another watch. Sigh.

    I, too, dressed in green this weekend… celebrated with the Murphy clan on their most favorite holiday. I think I shall post some photos of my in-laws tomorrow!

  • http://iamharriet.com Harriet

    I just saw Precious a couple of nights ago. Wonderful movie!!

    Enjoy your day!
    http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/03/aol-dialup…

  • http://mwaonline.blogspot.com/ Mwa

    I had a wax once, but I didn't like how long you had to let the hair grow afterwards. It's probably fine for blonde people, or for people (like you and me) who are just coming out of hibernation. After that, it's just too long to wait.

  • weber_d

    Cannot get myself to watch Precious.
    Following you from Supah Mommy!
    Great Post-It’s Today!
    Stop on over:
    http://extremepersonalmeasures.blogspot.com/

  • shellthings

    I haven't seen Precious yet.

    Oh, and I think it's been a week since I shaved…and yet I'm wearing capris today.

  • http://perfectlycursedlife.com/ Kimwithak

    I think I'm too big of a scaredy cat to get my legs waxed. I just know that'll hurt like a mother.

  • http://www.nikkidz.blogspot.com/ Nikki

    We are like virtual besties. I haven't shaved my legs in at least 3 weeks…best thing about being married.

  • CarissaJaded

    Did you see hot tub time machine yet? I don't think you can judge. :) And One Crazy Summer was awesome.

  • CarissaJaded

    I would love to move to Europe for just the leg hair reason…This is true, I'm always looking for blog fodder…

  • CarissaJaded

    I love that movie sooooo much! For some weird reason there were a few parts in Precious that made me think of Amelie, strange i know.

  • CarissaJaded

    Yeah Im thinking of getting it done once or twice this summer and then just shaving it for upkeep…

  • CarissaJaded

    Thanks for stopping by!!! It took me a while to watch also. It was the only Oscar Nominated film I hadn't seen, so i figured it was time.

  • CarissaJaded

    Thanks for stopping by!

  • http://www.ftcs.wordpress.com/ Clevelandpoet

    I miss you so!

    I totally need to come up with a dare.

    and any movie that let's the dude who played willow be a creepy leprechaun is pure awesomeness.

  • edadams

    I loved One Crazy Summer, and I just might HAVE SEEN Hut Tub Time Machine. I have connections, you know. *sticks out tongue*

  • CarissaJaded

    hmm. If you've seen it and didn't love it, we may not be able to be friends anymore. And since your gonna be all mature about this… SO DO I! zoom zoom ZOOM

  • lifeonahanger

    leg waxing isn't that painful! I've done it to myself, and it was fine, but then again I barely grow any leg hair….so I don't know…I literally can go three weeks without shaving and you can't tell….

  • edadams

    Hahahahaha….Okay, I haven't seen it yet.
     
    Is it really good?
     
    And would you feel the same way about it if it didn't have Mr. Cusack?

  • CarissaJaded

    HAHAHA ME NEITHER! I have no idea. I was supposed to go to 2 screenings last week but my car decided to be an asshole and break down both nights I was planning on going… I may go see one tomorrow. I'll let you know. And absolutely not. Probably wouldn't go at all if id didn't star my boyfriend.

  • http://amber-laha.blogspot.com/ Amber

    I haven't seen Precious yet. Is it as good as everyone says it is?

  • edadams

    Your car is being a little bitch.

  • hiphophippie

    Oh man, I once had a contest with my college roommate to see who could go the longest without shaving her legs. I won. Six months. My boyfriend was not impressed. Hell with him!

  • http://megsrantsandramblings.blogspot.com/ meg

    jesus christ, that leprechaun picture is going to haunt me forever now. i sure have never heard of that movie before!! ack.
    i only just discovered chelsea handler liker two weeks ago while in florida, and i now have a huge crush on her. so so funny.
    good call on the mustard + milk. ew.

  • http://www.theinternalmakeover.com/ kathryn

    Oh, to wax or not to wax….so many dilemmas we women face! I must be an extra-hairy dude-ette, 'cause I hated the wait in between whilst it got long enough to wax again….so I went back to either shaving or that VEET-stuff.

    That's the advantage to tanning beds…no-one sees the hairy legs!

  • http://www.kidtogrownup.com/ BobbiJanay

    I am going see CH and can't wait. I hear you on the man legs, waxing happens to hurt like hell and you let it grow out till next waxing.

  • http://bellyshirts.wordpress.com Kirsten

    Have you seen the chuy porn pictures??! So gross. I'm not down with that. Also, I want Chelsea to address it on the show. Please make it happen!

  • http://www.thatstangly.com/ Candice

    I love Chelsea Handler!

    And I totally missed out on this dare stuff. Oh man.

  • Peny55

    Funny Girl!

  • Peny55

    Funny Girl!

  • graygrrrl

    Don't want to rub it in, but I've already got my Handler tickets!!! Let me know if you get anyone to go with you. We can meet by the beer stand and judge people

  • http://www.redheadranting.com/ redheadranting

    JD(IDoThings) sent me over to meet you so here I am. I just shaved for the first time last week. Caveman for sure.

  • http://www.untidy.ca/ Carlito Humperdink

    Go au natural! LEG HAIR ARE NATURE'S STOCKINGS.

    I've also wondered what you do in between waxing, like, does the hair have to be a certain length to get ripped off violently? CAN YOU SHAVE IN BETWEEN IF YOU HAVE TO? The complexities of femininity!

  • http://www.onesteptorecovery.com starzskymoon

    So, basically, you are WAY braver than I am. I can't go more than two days without shaving because the prickliness just gets to me. Feeling it slime against my pants or my bed sheets . . . *shudders*

  • http://www.TheConstantComplainer.com/ The Constant Complainer

    Dude, the “Leprechaun” movies rock!!! I'll bet Jennifer Anniston wishes she could forget the first one though…

  • http://www.TheConstantComplainer.com/ The Constant Complainer

    Dude, the “Leprechaun” movies rock!!! I'll bet Jennifer Anniston wishes she could forget the first one though…