200th post: Another Dating Disaster

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Holy wowsa. I couldn’t believe it when I realized that this was my 200th post. Before I get started, I want to thank all of my followers and commenters for sticking with me! I love you all so much, you have no idea. I would be chest bumping you all right now if you were here.

I have a few “dare” videos in the works, and I  can’t wait to get them up. However, I wasn’t able to get the one I’m working on editing ready  just yet, so instead I’ve decided to give you a video post, for reasons that will become obvious to you. Keep them dares coming though!!! I DARE YOU BYATCH!

So I have decided to share, what some of you may view to be highly offensive story about a dating experience that I had. Please understand that I am in no way intentionally dissing anyone. This tale is more about my specific experience with a man, and things just didn’t happen to work out even though I really liked the guy. We just had a few… issues. I am struggling as to whether or not to even post this, but I have decided that each 100th post should now be slightly non-pc. So hate me if you want, but I really mean no harm by this. I hope you enjoy! I had to make a few editing adjustments, just because the subject matter may be reading this blog. That might make the whole ordeal even more offensive, but… oh well…


Also, since I just remembered this was my 200th post, please go enter my latest giveaway in honor of my 200th post. It’s only open until April 4th so you better get a move on. Seriously. You could win a really awesome rockin cd, or at least get introduced to a really cool dude.

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  • thebacksofmyeyelids

    CJ, I can see how that was funny and awkward. The writing on the bottom of the screen was quite amusing!!

  • http://www.postcardsandpassports.com/ meg

    bwahahaha. oh my goodness, that is sooo awkward/hilarious!!!
    it would probably be a pretty amusing job to be an operator for a day. i don't know if I could do that without having some sort of reaction though. hmmmmm.
    also, love the captions at the bottom of the screen!

  • http://www.ftcs.wordpress.com/ Clevelandpoet

    you need to just stop. I mean come on I already said you were my hero…I can't heap anymore praise on you! I mean seriously you're going to make me invent something like miss awesome captain of awesomeness and awesomville (work in progress)

    the scroll was amazing!

    I took sign language as my 2nd language requirement in college and we had to do these assignments where we go out and be around deaf peeps. Well this one girl who he'd often bring to class was always at the place and she one day randomly busted out asking if I wanted a bj. and I said I had a gf and she was all I can still give you one.

    ah the curse of looking sexy when you sign.

    tired or not I never miss 😉

  • TerrorScribe

    Well, I hope it wasn't chunky peanut butter.

  • http://edsfunnypages.blogspot.com/ Ed Adams

    Can't view at work, but will watch later.

    I will say, I am SHOCKED that you would have a dating disaster.

    <——fake shock….meerly for dramatic effect

  • http://edsfunnypages.blogspot.com/ Ed Adams

    Oh, and I sent you an e-mail which you never answered because you are obviously too good for such things.

    Plus, I did read your old posts. Just didn't comment on each one because I suffer from Lazyassedness Syndrome. There's no cure. Thanks for your sympathy.

  • http://watchoutworldimatwentysomething.blogspot.com/ JustMe

    video posts scare me…personally…to do…but I enjoy yours.

    And congrats on the awkwardness!!

  • jeneypeney

    Your subtitles were fantastic!

  • beckeye

    Awwwwkwaaaaard!

    Congrats on your 200th post!

  • herding Cats

    I love you. That is all.

  • hiphophippie

    200th post!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! What a milestone! And hilarious story–love your vlogs always!

  • http://www.candicedoestheworld.com/ Candice

    Your life. Is a fairytale. My god!

  • tatorhead328

    I was thinking your story was going to be way worse. That wasn't bad at all! Although I don't know how it doesn't turn you on to have phone sex via an Asian operator. If that's not sexy, I don't know what is.

  • ktcotton

    Oh my dear CJ, I am glad you finally posted this because I needed a laugh and you gave it to me (and then some)! I especially enjoyed the captions because they are extra random and therefor hilarious!

    I would also like to add I hung out with “DJ” a few times, and from what I gathered of the kinda guy he is there is no way he'll be offended. Embarrassed, definitely, but not offended 😉

  • lralln9

    “Peeing the bed is completely excusable”…
    Way to set your sights high, C.

    I also enjoyed the captions. And the Super Mario Bros. soundtrack in the background. Whomever was playing that was probably really cool.

  • http://thankgoodnessforthegoodones.blogspot.com/ Gnetch

    200 posts? You're awesome. And I enjoyed watching your Dating Disaster Video Blog. Also, your subtitles are amusing. ;D

  • http://bellyshirts.wordpress.com Kirsten

    1. your hair looks shiny and pretty
    2. I'M SO OFFENDED OMGZ. just kidding.
    3. Can I send love mail?
    4. I do punnet squares with my boyfriends to determine what our kids look like. kind of like the journal
    5. omg piss puddle so gross
    6. hahah I love this
    7. awesome story!!

  • http://www.phronk.com phronk

    This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Your accent is LOLworthy.

    Farts ARE gross. Like, deaf people can still smell stuff right? WTF.

    P.S. You look damn good.

  • http://evengsketches.blogspot.com/ Sketch

    you are the cutest thing on video!

    Seriously, I can't believe that happened to you, but it makes you even more awesome 😉

  • http://shadesogrey.wordpress.com/ OG

    Hilarious. I had to to watch twice. Once on mute so I could read and once with the sound on so I could listen. My co-workers and I used to use that translation service to prank call each other so I know exactly what you're talking about. Your poor mom. haha.

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  • princessofsarcasm

    OMYGAWWWWWWWD!!!!

    The subtitles are HILARIOUS!

    I'm sending this link to a friend….

  • blondiej916

    Priceless!!!!

  • http://reinventingsandyb.com/ sandyb

    Basically, the fact that you wrote “For Hate Mail…” um, possible to think you're any cooler? Apparently so.

  • lolalakely

    This. Is. Epic.

  • http://www.TheConstantComplainer.com/ The Constant Complainer

    I just watched the video. I'm so glad you decided to make it a video blog instead. That story was too good and had to be told in person. The phone translator part was CLASSIC.

    Oh, I finally logged onto Twitter and started following you. I had been meaning to do it for a while, but Twitter isn't always on my radar. @ComplaintMan

  • http://www.TheConstantComplainer.com/ The Constant Complainer

    I just watched the video. I'm so glad you decided to make it a video blog instead. That story was too good and had to be told in person. The phone translator part was CLASSIC.

    Oh, I finally logged onto Twitter and started following you. I had been meaning to do it for a while, but Twitter isn't always on my radar. @ComplaintMan