TMI Thursday: Skid Lake


As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

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I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t be writing this right now, as it is after 12am and I just had an awesome time out with some great Dallas Bloggers, but I’m gonna attempt it anyway.

I just got off the phone with one of my best dude friends, and got permission to tell this story, which has already been briefly mentioned before, but I feel that it definitely warrants a TMI story of its own… but I’m gonna keep this short…

So my friend, “Sam,” (that’s what I’ve called him before) and I have been really good friends ever since college. I can’t remember whether he didn’t have a washer because he lived in his fraternity house, or if he was just too lazy to do his own laundry, but quite often he would bring his laundry over to my house for me to do for him.

Please take note gentlemen: I am not the domestic type. I would not do laundry for just anyone. This boy is not only one of my best friends, but at the time- I was pretty much in that stage of “OhMyGodILoveYouAndYesIWillDoAnythingYouWantMeToDo.”

So he brings over a big load of laundry and I got started. I begin putting the clothes in the washer, when I came across a pair of shorts that was heavier than it should be.

I’m pretty sure at least that it was the weight that made me look twice, and I wish I hadn’t.

I pulled the shorts apart to see what was making them so heavy… and oh yeah…

Skid lake lay inside.

I screamed and called my roommate to come help me out.

His explanation? He had eaten too much Taco Bueno and then had to move all day. Yeah… and I should have gotten over this one right then… notsomuch.

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  • thebacksofmyeyelids

    And this is why boys have cooties! Ewwwwwwwww!

  • MoodyBelle

    Ewwggghhhh….

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  • http://edsfunnypages.blogspot.com/ Ed Adams

    Nasty.

    Thanks.

  • graygrrrl

    Oh my. That is one of the worst things I've heard all week! Who did he think you were, his mother? Gross!!!!
    PS- It was so nice meeting you last night and I hope we DFW bloggers can get together again real soon.

  • meredithmh

    woah. that story totally just hit the ball out of the tmi park. AND who the hell does that? blllarrrg. sick.

  • http://littleinsomniaclolita.blogspot.com Andhari

    EWWWWWWWWW…this is definitely vomit-worthy!!

  • ktcotton

    I remember wanting to puke and yell at “Sam” for even bringing that into our house, but instead we stood there gagging and screaming in our tiny laundry room!! Yuck, it was just yuck!

  • lifeonahanger

    holy disgustingness…like really big time EW

  • http://rdingcats2.blogspot.com/ Herding Cats

    Oh my god…..who does that?!

  • http://megsrantsandramblings.blogspot.com/ meg

    oh ma Lord, that is fecking digusting!

  • http://livingmylife-gregoryj.blogspot.com/ GregoryJ

    I can't believe he didn't throw them out. Was he at least embarrassed?

    Speaking of em bare assed, thanks for your comment and be careful who you moon. It just may come back to bite you.

  • http://www.nikkidz.blogspot.com/ Nikki

    I'm hoping this is not the “looks a little Cusack guy” because I thought you guys had potential. But there is no potential to be with a man who skids and then lets you do his laundry. Unless you're married…then you just buy them black undies.

  • ambermurphy

    DISQUS? More like disgust!

    That is so icky. I hate poop.

  • hiphophippie

    Guuuuh-ross!!!! Good old Taco Smell!

  • http://classyinphilly.blogspot.com/ Jessica

    OMGGGGG….noooooo! That's soooo soooo bad! Hahaha, gross.

  • http://www.therapyiseffinexpensive.com Zan

    That is just…

    …no…

    I can't.

    Ew.

  • http://lucyslifeinsuburbworld.blogspot.com/ Lucy

    I laughed while reading and I knew when you said you were doing his laundry what happened and how did I know??? I have been married 22 years!! It sucks! Someone explain why men can't wipe their asses!!!

  • Pollypoptart

    This could not actually GET any more disgusting.

    Well done! :)

  • lolalakely

    Words can not possibly describe how I feel about this post!

  • http://belleandnel.blogspot.com/ Belle

    I NEED A CLARIFICATION…. skid marks? Or… well, poo? Gotta hand it to him for not even being embarrassed… I guess…

  • http://www.theinternalmakeover.com/ kathryn

    Ew, ew, ew! Tell him there is NO excuse for not going in the POTTY.

    That's what it's for.

    Ew.

  • http://dibblyfresh1.blogspot.com/ Sadako

    EW EW EW.

    Dude, wash your OWN damn shorts if you have a…situation.

  • http://dibblyfresh1.blogspot.com/ Sadako

    EW EW EW.

    Dude, wash your OWN damn shorts if you have a…situation.