Comments on: TMI Thursday: The time it got stuck (not what you’re thinking)

By: Vegetable Assassin

Vegetable Assassin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:28:37 +0000

Holy shit, girl. That must have been excruciatingly embarrassing for a child! I remember when I started – I was 12 and the pad was the size of a small condo in Miami and we had to wear short shorts in gym. That was no fun. It was like walking with a brick in your underwear. None of those slim little slips of things you get nowadays. And I was way too terrified to deal with tampons and putting things UP THERE. ICK!

You know, to this day I really detest pulling those suckers out. It just creeps me out for some reason. It's like playing tug of war with my own 'mary'.

By: Ambar

Ambar — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:16:47 +0000

jajajajajaja WOW!! and awwwww poor thing, to have to go through all of that crap at 12.

By: Vegetable Assassin

Vegetable Assassin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:28:37 +0000

You know, to this day I really detest pulling those suckers out. It just creeps me out for some reason. It's like playing tug of war with my own 'mary'.

By: Ambar

Ambar — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:16:47 +0000

jajajajajaja WOW!! and awwwww poor thing, to have to go through all of that crap at 12.

By: Princess Pointful

Princess Pointful — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 18:20:24 +0000

Man, it sometimes freaks me out that we have to deal with such realities at a young age. 12 is just a kid… I can't imagine even having to think about my fertility/childbearing at such a young age. I was just freaked out by the fact that I could biological have children to begin with!

By: Andhari

Andhari — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:30:45 +0000

Oh my god, I would've died of shame in front of the doctor. Poor you. I didn't start wearing tampons until the first year of college, which is sad :p

By: Shy_and_innocent

Shy_and_innocent — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:57:36 +0000

Oh god, poor girl.
I have a slightly more embarassing reason to have been in a hospital though.
So I'd had my appendix removed. A few days after that my stomach started to hurt again. Until it got so bad I threw up and cried out of pain like I hadn't done in years. My parents gave me a ride to the ER, I almost passed out walking in because I was in such pain. We thought I might have gotten an infection from the surgery. The doctor x-rayed me and he saw in my intestines… shit. I was so constipated because my digestion had been off after the surgery, that I had to go to the hospital.
And then my friends visited me and I had to tell them why I had to go to the hospital.
One advise though: If you ever get into the situation, choose the clyster over the laxatives they give you in the hospital. The outcome is pretty much the same, but those laxatives will make you wanna vomit by just smeling them.

By: Clevelandpoet

Clevelandpoet — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:18:10 +0000

damn you women for being able to handle things I'd probably never be able to. I will say I hope John Cusack (haha sack sorry) reads this it'll just bring you closer when your his girlfriend. Look at it this way most women now would love to have a doctor make them walk funny or at least marry them…what exactly is wrong with me?

By: Zan

Zan — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:03:17 +0000

Aw, you poor thing! How mortifying! *hugs* It was bad enough you started at 10 (!) but then you had to have SURGERY to open your hoo-hoo? Lord forgive me when I whine!

By: EricHouston

EricHouston — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:40:43 +0000

Just another bullet to add to my list of why I'm glad I came out with a penis.