TMI Thursday: A few of my hated things

Before I get started, I just want to thank every one who stopped by yesterday. I was really nervous about posting– but I am really glad that I did. I was seriously floored by the amount of supportive comments, emails, tweets, Facebook messages and phone calls that I received. I haven’t been able to respond to each of you yet, but I have read every one of them, and I can’t tell you how much they have meant to me.

That being said, let’s do this shiz!

As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

Make sure you check out Lilu’s site, and check out her TMI Thursday archives for all sorts of hilarity!
Due to the fact that I wrote a novel yesterday, I decided to settle for video blogging, so I don’t have to make you read any more (but mostly because I didn’t feel like writing.) I’m not sure how many of these you have to do before you start feeling comfortable in front of the camera, but I’m still not there yet!

For the first, I present you with the top 10 things that really make me want to vomit.

And even more embarrassing than a simple video blog, I present you with an extremely embarrassing video of me singing a parody that I wrote of “A Few of My Favorite Things,” called “My hated Things.” My boyfriend John Cusack probably won’t like me much after this one. Enjoy, and I’m sorry.

***This is fictitious, and I have not necessarily experienced all that I mention.

And in case there are any of you that have stopped by that can’t watch the videos because you are at work or what not… I told one of my friends about the subject matter mentioned in my videos, and she sent me a picture of her boyfriend’s toenail. Nosir.com

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lifeonahanger

1. I'm supposed to be in bed, but I read your post. Be honored.
2. Now I know what you look like and if you're ever in Houston and I'm ever in Dallas, I can pick you out and stalk you…not really…but really.
3. I think I might have peed in my pants a little or spit out my tea in the middle of this. dear lord i died laughing.
4. “I mean It might be gravy”…gravy…no…it's def boogers or jizz
5. “Nothing is worse than getting cut by a toe nail”….thanks for bringing back my nosh-ness from last night…thanks a lot.

Know what kind of breath KILLS me?? Drunk breath…like when a guy or girl gets all up in yo grill when they've been drinking all night, and it's that smell I can't even begin to describe, but it's yak-worthy. blughhhhhhhhhhh

ketchup is red. it's not ketchup if it's not red. period.

i lived on applesauce in college. but not by blues clues, because I'm pretty sure he's a pedophile.

This is rambling, and now my pup is giving me the stink eye AGAIN because I'm not sleeping.
lifeonahanger

ps i love how you have a bottle of wine and a glass full next to you while singing…something i would do….except i do it even when i'm not on camera…oopsies.
ambermurphy

That toenail is foul. I mean, how is your friend still dating that guy? Dealbreaker!

Your TMI's just get better and better. I couldn't stop laughing so then I would have to rewind and start over because I couldn't hear what you were saying.

My most hated thing? Cleaning up dog shiz. On the occasions when my dog poos in the house, I usually gag and vomit during the clean up process.
http://www.stirfryawesomeness.blogspot.com/ Tracie

Oh dear lord, the toe! *gagging*

I hate feet, btw.
http://www.blogsareforlosers.com Sherri

So cute! All of it! Except that toenail. It looks like it belongs to a Yeti.
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http://microcows.blogspot.com Elliott

Okay, so I don't have sound on the PC at work (but it's only an issue for another eight hours and four minutes…) but a few observations.

First, you're adorable, at least in the first two minutes I watched.

Second, are you keeping the entire body in that skeevy-looking chest freezer behind you, or just the head? That's a frightening thing.
http://www.lifeofanewlywife.blogspot.com/ Tara

So adorable Carissa!! The song was awesome.
CarissaJaded

This is probably my favorite comment ever!! Drunk breath IS pretty bad, but not as bad as peanut tongue. And steve from Blues clues very well be a pedofile, but blue applesauce is delish!! And girl, that bottle of wine is next to me like a third limb. I don't have to be on camera to have that!! You crack my shit up! And you SHOULD come up to Dallas!!
CarissaJaded

Oh dog shiz is nasty… But I guess it's better than cleaning up people shiz!!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1620191204 facebook-1620191204

You brave brave woman…I thought about doing a video blog…but…the CAMERA!!! I'll have to wear the afro wig to do it. Love it!!!
http://hillbillyduhn.blogspot.com/ hillbillyduhn

My hubs scratches me with his toe nails frequently. After so many times, I just say, “Clip your toes, bitch!” lol Can't watch the video, my computer sucks.
http://shamrock-on.blogspot.com/ Jeney

Making out and watching the Shining? How romantic… 😛
http://www.nikkidz.blogspot.com/ Nikki

I just threw up a little after seeing that toe nail. My Husbands feet are pretty ugly, but at least he doesn't have long toe nails. I love that you have a bottle of wine next to you. That's the only way I could get through a vlog!

I'll have to come back for a little video time.
http://littleinsomniaclolita.blogspot.com Andhari

I can't watch the video and I feel like destroying the laptop now. Will check it out from pc.
Pollypoptart

Cheeto-eaters! Ew!!!! Well, our equivalent is Wotsits, and they are sooo gross!
http://30isthenew13.blogspot.com/ Sada

I ATE MY LUNCH WHILE WATCHING THIS. Am I insane? Maybe. Thinking about unidentified stains on file folders almost got me.

Also, PLEASE do not advocate biting your toenails! My sister used to do it (she's 31 now, so I'm choosing to believe that she has stopped), and seriously? NO. Do I need to sing a song about it? Because I can.
http://www.neillemons.com/ Neil

“It could be gravy.” lol
http://www.neillemons.com/ Neil

You did a great job on your video blog. You're a natural. I'd suggest a different background and more lighting, but your content and delivery were great.
http://techparent42.blogspot.com The Technical Parent

I think I would have found you wierd if you liked nut breath.
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*crickets*
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That's what she said.

But seriously, nut particles passing during a makeout session? That's just nasty.
http://www.onewaydown.com Mary

Oh my god, so hilarious! You are quite the lyricist!
http://bellyshirts.wordpress.com Kirsten

I tried to comment on this earlier and it wouldnt let me I cant wait to watch this when I'm out of class/work. And yesterday's post was awesome. As are you.
thebacksofmyeyelids

I share so many of these hates. Maybe all. But the toenail at the end….I threw up a little bit in the back of my mouth.
http://microcows.blogspot.com Elliott

With sound, even better. And I suppose someone wiping Cheeto fingers in their beard is a double no-no…
http://laughstooeasily.blogspot.com/ Dani

Oh God…so much toenail… and on foot which are also so gross (though it would probably be much more gross if it were not on a foot ::shudders::). I am suddenly so glad that I skipped breakfast.

By the way, when does your complete album come out, because that song is too funny.
http://megsrantsandramblings.blogspot.com/ meg

wow, that was a lot of almost vomiting that just happened. the peanut particule make out story, oh god, that is soooo disgusting. and long nails in general gross me out, but long toenails on a guy, I just, I couldn't handle that. gahhhh.
http://cathyhasantsypants.blogspot.com Antsy Pants

I finally watched these…awesome! You are a good singer. I am a terrrrrrible singer.
http://batcrapcrazy.blogspot.com/ Daffy

I've memorized all your lyrics to My Hated Things and will be shortly offering a redition as my daughter goes to bed tonight. Her favorite nite nite song is A Few of My Favorite things and since she is already exibiting having been passed some of my Snarkie genes, I'm sure she will love the new version.

You could SO be the next American Idol!!

As for the cheeto fingers…ugh…really….the kids at school eat bags and bags of hot chips and then they spend an hour sucking off their fingers….grosses me the hell out.
http://www.ambarsthoughts.com/ Ambar

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww I want to go vom now thanks to that f pic. blurghhh

anywho.. nice grandpa you got there, LOL.
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thatkindofgirl

omfg, i hadn't seen any of your vlogs before (no youtube at work) but you are UNREASONABLY ADORABLE. loved the song parody.
thatkindofgirl

omfg, i hadn't seen any of your vlogs before (no youtube at work) but you are UNREASONABLY ADORABLE. loved the song parody.