FML (but wear a condom): Quickie style

Posted by Carissa Jade in FML, I'm a loser baby, It's my life on 12 4th, 2009 | View Comments

I wasn’t going to post today, but since it is Friday I decided to share a quickie FML. If you’ve read my “About Me” page, otherwise known as “Who Dat,” you might now that I used to have to wear an eye patch. When I was young I had a lazy eye of sorts. It [...]

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@hadtobegoo Tell her hola! We Improved together for a good while. Love that girl!~ Show Twit 11 hours ago

Blerg. I've run out of places to sit with al the broken glass on my porch. How can one stand? How can one go on? Show Twit 11 hours ago

@hadtobegoo sweet. Definitely will do.I wanted to go to amanda's show tonight but was just too freaking exhausted. Ill be there soon though! Show Twit 11 hours ago

@hadtobegoo Yeah! I think I prob look different.I was like a deuce,deuce & a half back then. But I went the whole way through there as well. Show Twit 12 hours ago

@hadtobegoo Not so often these days, but I want to get back into it. My bf lives a block fro DCH so I Im trying to go there more often! Show Twit 12 hours ago

@hadtobegoo I started at 4 day weekend a million yrs ago, I could know you from there I suppose? Show Twit 12 hours ago

@hadtobegoo ahhh ok nice! I know those guys from back in the olden days at Adlibs. I'm pretty sure that was you. Dr Grauke ring a bell? Show Twit 12 hours ago

@hadtobegoo cut a bitch.BTW I think we had creative writing together at UNT. Is that you?Could be mistaken. #alwaysdrunk Do u do comedy now? Show Twit 12 hours ago

@markleggett Seriously?That's appalling. But me either. The only time I have been tasered was by my ex while I was in a swimsuit. #truestory Show Twit 12 hours ago

@JaviFuentes YOUR tweets are amazing. And not just the ones where you complement me either. Show Twit 12 hours ago

@johnnyvirgil tehehee. Just googled both. Bukkake I was familiar with. Show Twit 12 hours ago

Wine glass number 2 down! It's a gonner. NOBODY WALK ON MY PORCH! (I'm here alone but I may need a reminder. Show Twit 12 hours ago

Pretty sure my next door neighbors lawnmower just exploded.I should probably check and see if hes ok but I think Ill wait til the cops come. Show Twit 12 hours ago

@mikeziemer Tomorrow night a wedding and if I'm lucky I can squeeze in a little Grant Jones in Deep Ellum, yo. Show Twit 12 hours ago

@mrsF5 ahhh the sunset is great. I'm sitting out on my porch with it and the mosquitos right now. Show Twit 12 hours ago

Now I switched to Fetch. Never seen it, but when I tried to google, I learned what "Feltch" was. Verrrry different. #ICantSpell Show Twit 15 hours ago

@JaviFuentes That (mostly) is reffering to me isn't it? That's ok I guess. I can't complain when I'm sitting naked drinking wine as I type. Show Twit 15 hours ago

Watching the excellent movie Loch Ness. Ted Danson just behaved as if he'd seen a double, no triple rainbow. Show Twit 15 hours ago

@JoEngland It's possible, though I'm not sure "ok" is my starting point! Show Twit 18 hours ago

@WhatKindOfGirl I have crazy dreams already, but you're saying if I use the patch I might star in Inception 2? Show Twit 18 hours ago

FML (but wear a condom): Quickie style

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