Dear friend, I’m a lame-o

In the last few months, I’ve posted a couple few entries from my old diaries.

If you’re interested, feel free to check them out- Here, and here… but be warned… in my younger years I was pretty much a really cool kid big huge nerd with a lot of angst. I guess you could say some things never change.

This last weekend I came across a notebook that a few friends and I had used to write notes back and forth to each other back in the early years of  high school.  Reading notes that I wrote in the ninth grade was definitely not the high point in my weekend, but I figure that I have already shared some pretty embarrassing shiz with you guys so what the heck!? It’s actually quite interesting, looking back at that time in my life. I remember simultaneously feeling care-free and yet urgent to fit in and be liked. I wish I could say that I never feel that way now. I wonder if I’ll ever be completely secure…

I have not done any editing to the content, except for names.  Enjoy, but keep in mind that I was in 9th grade at the time, extremely boy crazy, and  thought I was a lot cooler than I actually was.

SOMETIME IN THE 9TH GRADE_____________

Hey friends!!

I thought we could use this notebook so we can keep all our notes together. This is my first note of the semester!

NEways.

Scott Wolf looked soooooooooo fine last night on Party of Five! His dark hair, blue mesmerizing eyes, and Dimples!!! I LOVE HIM!!!

-CJ

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Ummm… I’m happy for you, but I just don’t agree. However Ken is in real life and is fine. So is Jimmy. But Chris is finer. So is Brett. I wish he live in Waco or at least Texas. I wish Chris didn’t have a boyfriends. I wish he was younger. I wish Jimmy would realize I exsist. I wish Ken wasn’t so horny. Guys suck!

-G

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Nope! Scott Wolf beats em’ all!

I’m having a crappy day.

-CJ

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Ken is fine. Go to hell. Scott Wolf is too preppy all American cute boy. He’s too good looking and perfect and I don’t find that attractive. Now that one guy I saw this morning with the gorgeous eyes and goatee I saw this morning is FINE!

-G

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Hakuna Matatatatatatatatatatatata!

This morning Juan came up to talk to me That is the first time he REALLY said anything to me except for stupid things in Spanish class.

Scott Wolf isn’t that fine. I mean in a way, but I really like  Gavin Rosdale so much more.

S’s ideal guy: Curly long hair almost to their shoulders, gorgeous blue eyes, $rich$, muscular but not too mach, plays guitar, can sing like Gavin, sexy voice that could give me an orgasm hahaha ,tall, not too tan, British or Australian accent.

S.

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How do you think you did on the test? I missed totalitarian I think. Oh well. I can’t believe u didn’t watch Party of 5. it was great!

What about Chris? and who does A. like? I promise I won’t tell anyone!

-CJ

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Man, Gavin is making me so horny right now. haha jk. but he is FINE! I can’t believe you didn’t watch him last night on tv. Also I still don’t care about Scott Wolf. I think I made a 100 on the test, but not sure. I’m reading Gavin’s lyrics right now. This weekend I’m going to play the beginning of Machine Head on my friend’s electric guitar. hahaha

I also still kinda like Chris even though you think he smells. I don’t LIKE the smell of him, but I usually don’t notice… I don’t think he smells today, does he? U tell me because you sit by him. I sent you an email about Chris but I thought you read it. I’ll tell you who she likes but only between you and me.

Also I like that guy’s hair diagonal from you.

-S

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S,

I like his hair but besides that he is an ugly butt.

G,

Oh gads, 40 minutes til I see him! My Lord! How can I wait that long? HEEELLLLLPPP Meeeeee! Should I just go up to him and say “hey Bobby! You have such a nice ass, body , face and personality. You look especially nice today.”  Hahaha To hell with that. But really, it’s all true! REMEMBER TO TALK TO HIM TODAY. But I know know… what are you gonna say?

WB now!

CJ

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I’m gonna say what I told you I’d say the other day… “Did you call CJ last nite? What do you think of her? So you like her? U gonna ask her out? When?”

And also why are you wearing black sox wih white shoes? Just wondering.

-G.

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Shut up about my black sox! Its a little fashion no-no but I don’t give a damn bc I feel good today, I could fly!! hahaha You are so much taller than Joey! Oh and make sure he knows I’m totally sprung on him and everything. Even if you get a negative response from him like “No I don’t like her and I will never ask her out she is a fat and ugly bitch” Then you still have to tell me…Don’t FORGET OK done talking about him!! I promise!!

-CJ

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Bitch! shut up hoe, I am not taller we are the same height! I won’t forget! Chill Girfriend. Think 2 yourself, “I am such a pretty, sexy, nice, girl, how could he resist the irresistible?” hahaha Don’t worry he’ll be in love with you no matter what.

-G

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G WANTS TO SUCK ON JOEYS’S PENIS AND THINKS IT IS SALTY!!!

-CJ

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CJ WANTS TO LICK BOBBY’S NIPPLES!!!

-G

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In case you weren’t entirely sure that I was a complete loser made of awesome, I’ll give you a visual. Looking at it, I would have no idea what kind of image I was attempting to portray, but luckily on the back of the photograph I wrote “slutty pic.”

So glad to clear that up.

carissastupid

As I typed this out, it became more and more apparent that I  am was  extremely obnoxious and lucky that I have had any friends at all. I think I owe everyone I know in real life a huge hug.

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  • http://megsrantsandramblings.blogspot.com/ meg

    holy lord, I just had to try really hard not to start laughing hysterically at my desk at work. bwahahah, this is great!
    -it makes me really happy that one of your friends started a note with “hakuna matata”
    -I too was obsessed with Party of Five, and loved, loved, loved Scott Wolf and his dimples. Oh Bailey.

  • thatkindofgirl

    omg, I am cracking up over this. The best line, by far: “G WANTS TO SUCK ON JOEYS’S PENIS AND THINKS IT IS SALTY!!!”

    This is maybe the most hilarious and early-teen phrase I've ever read. It is almost as mesmerizing as Scott Wolf's blue eyes.

  • http://matthewjenks.blogspot.com/ Matt_J

    I have no idea what this Party of Five thing is, other than I vaguely remember it being on Fox.

    I'm kind of glad that I got rid of my old notes and notebooks from back in the day, otherwise I'm sure I would embarrass myself.

    Yes, I used my study hall time wisely my freshman year to write notes with my friend Wayne.

  • http://laughstooeasily.blogspot.com Dani

    I can totally see my friends and I writing this in 9th grade. Except instead of Scott Wolf and Gavin Rosdale it would have been Christian Bale (before he got all psycho screamy) and Mark Hoppus.

    How’d that go with Bobby’s nipples, by the way?

  • CarissaJaded

    Sadly, I think I said something very similar to this to a friend on Gchat just last week…

  • CarissaJaded

    I don't know why, but Hakuna Matata was all over that notebook… I don't remember saying it, but apparently it was a favorite phrase of mine!

  • CarissaJaded

    You really missed out on the party of five show… I really wish you would have kept your notes… I can only imagine what they would say…

  • http://www.worstdamnblog.com Josh

    Dude, that is one awesome post. I would have laughed out loud but I feel like crap today.

    NEwayz (LMAO)

    Yeah the best part was the whole penis/salty thing and I was totally cracking up about Party of Five. Haha. That got canceled my 8th grade year so…I do remember it though.

    I would probably be majorly embarrassed if I kept all the notes I wrote back and forth to all of my female friends (had a lot of 'em, not gay, just liked the ladies) and the exception of that one buddy of mine who we were bored in Health class and used a piece of paper to draw funny but retarded comics on it.

    And BTW – You look totally miserable in that pic.

    That is all.

  • http://microcows.blogspot.com Elliott

    This post causes me stress. I just finished having teenaged daughters, and now I'm right back in there! Why all the drama in high school? I remember breaking up with my first girlfriend, and in the six months we dated I amassed an entire duffelbag full of notes. I should have kept them, they'd probably be hilarious now.

  • CandiceW

    Hahahahahaha slutty picture? My favorite is the black socks with white shoes thing.

  • http://laughstooeasily.blogspot.com/ Dani

    I can totally see my friends and I writing that. Except in stead of Scott Wolf and Gavin Rosdale it would have been Christian Bale (before he got all screamy) and Mark Hoppus.

    How'd it work out with Bobby's Nipples, by the way?

  • lralln9

    S is such a slut! I can't believe she totally admitted that Gavin was making her horny!

    BTW… S's ideal high school guy sounds very similar to L's ideal grown up guy… Just sayin'.

  • CarissaJaded

    I sorry you don't feel well!! I can't believe you were only in 8th grade when PO5 got canceled. I think I was a senior in H.S. I still haven't watched the last one bc I'm too sad!

    Miserable! I was going for sexy!

  • CarissaJaded

    Ahhh I'm sorry Elliot! Didn't mean to cause anyone stress!

    I'm sure you hear this all the time, but every time I see your name I want to point my finger out at you and say Ellllliiiooottt….

  • CarissaJaded

    Hey, I tried! My slutty pics these days probably wouldn't be any better!

    Yeah and I still do that.

  • CarissaJaded

    Ahh Oh yeah… Love me some Christian Bale…
    I honestly don't remember the nipples!

  • CarissaJaded

    haha funny, because I think I've told you before that real life S reminds me of you!

  • http://thebacksofmyeyelids.blogspot.com/ PJ

    Ninth grade…right smack in the middle of the awkward years. We used to write notes to each other back then….long, long notes during class and then pass them to one another between classes. I wish I had some of those. Talk about angst!

    I enjoyed this post very much because we gals can all relate. “Gals” – how much did you enjoy that word?

  • http://microcows.blogspot.com Elliott

    Yes, and that film came out when I was in sixth grade, I think, so I got that a lot. A LOT.

    Ouch…

  • CarissaJaded

    haha thought so… I'll refrain from mentioning it again!

  • CarissaJaded

    Yeah, seems I was a bit angsty! I like to use the word gals whenever possible! Love it!

  • http://www.ftcs.wordpress.com/ Clevelandpoet

    Always awesome to find things like that…..and was that a smashing pumpkin's zero tee???

  • CarissaJaded

    ou know it!!

  • http://thebacksofmyeyelids.blogspot.com/ PJ

    Ninth grade…right smack in the middle of the awkward years. We used to write notes to each other back then….long, long notes during class and then pass them to one another between classes. I wish I had some of those. Talk about angst!

    I enjoyed this post very much because we gals can all relate. “Gals” – how much did you enjoy that word?

  • http://microcows.blogspot.com Elliott

    Yes, and that film came out when I was in sixth grade, I think, so I got that a lot. A LOT.

    Ouch…

  • CarissaJaded

    haha thought so… I'll refrain from mentioning it again!

  • CarissaJaded

    Yeah, seems I was a bit angsty! I like to use the word gals whenever possible! Love it!

  • http://www.ftcs.wordpress.com/ Clevelandpoet

    Always awesome to find things like that…..and was that a smashing pumpkin's zero tee???

  • CarissaJaded

    ou know it!!

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