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	<title>Comments on: Dear John, Please stop breaking up on me.</title>
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		<title>By: Michelle</title>
		<link>http://www.carissajaded.com/2009/10/dear-john-please-stop-breaking-up-on-me/comment-page-1/#comment-4126</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG, this was effing hilarious. Thank you! I couldn&#039;t help but laugh at the thought of you running to hide and cry while your friends cleaned up the messes. Brilliant! ;) And I know about the whole plopping on the toilet while drunk thing. Did it just last night. LOL I had to look down after I started peeing to make sure it was going into the toilet. Yes, I was gone.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hope you&#039;re having a great time in Austin!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG, this was effing hilarious. Thank you! I couldn&#39;t help but laugh at the thought of you running to hide and cry while your friends cleaned up the messes. Brilliant! <img src='http://www.carissajaded.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  And I know about the whole plopping on the toilet while drunk thing. Did it just last night. LOL I had to look down after I started peeing to make sure it was going into the toilet. Yes, I was gone.</p>
<p>Hope you&#39;re having a great time in Austin!</p>
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		<title>By: CarissaJaded</title>
		<link>http://www.carissajaded.com/2009/10/dear-john-please-stop-breaking-up-on-me/comment-page-1/#comment-4130</link>
		<dc:creator>CarissaJaded</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha, yes- I always like to hear peoples fml stories. next time I&#039;m just peein in the pants. I&#039;m no longer rushing to get to toilets...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha, yes- I always like to hear peoples fml stories. next time I&#39;m just peein in the pants. I&#39;m no longer rushing to get to toilets&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: mrseb</title>
		<link>http://www.carissajaded.com/2009/10/dear-john-please-stop-breaking-up-on-me/comment-page-1/#comment-4129</link>
		<dc:creator>mrseb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I still think most toilets are capable of supporting a lot more...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But as has been said, I&#039;m sure it&#039;s all about HOW you enthrone yourself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still think most toilets are capable of supporting a lot more&#8230;</p>
<p>But as has been said, I&#39;m sure it&#39;s all about HOW you enthrone yourself.</p>
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		<title>By: CarissaJaded</title>
		<link>http://www.carissajaded.com/2009/10/dear-john-please-stop-breaking-up-on-me/comment-page-1/#comment-4128</link>
		<dc:creator>CarissaJaded</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 07:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well ill have to admit that i do have quite a bit of bad luck... but I have also lost over a hundred lbs since the incident... so it was actually all 200 lbs of me at the time!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well ill have to admit that i do have quite a bit of bad luck&#8230; but I have also lost over a hundred lbs since the incident&#8230; so it was actually all 200 lbs of me at the time!</p>
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		<title>By: mrseb</title>
		<link>http://www.carissajaded.com/2009/10/dear-john-please-stop-breaking-up-on-me/comment-page-1/#comment-4127</link>
		<dc:creator>mrseb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow... you poor thing!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;100 and SOMETHING? Woah. HUGE!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I kid, I kid.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Surely it was just bad luck. I&#039;m nearer 200lbs (and 6&#039;5&quot;), and I&#039;ve never broken one. Hell, if you&#039;re in America, toilets would be breaking left, right and center...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Or maybe you just &#039;plop&#039; with great, furious vehemence...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230; you poor thing!</p>
<p>100 and SOMETHING? Woah. HUGE!</p>
<p>I kid, I kid.</p>
<p>Surely it was just bad luck. I&#39;m nearer 200lbs (and 6&#39;5&#8243;), and I&#39;ve never broken one. Hell, if you&#39;re in America, toilets would be breaking left, right and center&#8230;</p>
<p>Or maybe you just &#39;plop&#39; with great, furious vehemence&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle</title>
		<link>http://www.carissajaded.com/2009/10/dear-john-please-stop-breaking-up-on-me/comment-page-1/#comment-110</link>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG, this was effing hilarious. Thank you! I couldn&#039;t help but laugh at the thought of you running to hide and cry while your friends cleaned up the messes. Brilliant! ;) And I know about the whole plopping on the toilet while drunk thing. Did it just last night. LOL I had to look down after I started peeing to make sure it was going into the toilet. Yes, I was gone.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Hope you&#039;re having a great time in Austin!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG, this was effing hilarious. Thank you! I couldn&#39;t help but laugh at the thought of you running to hide and cry while your friends cleaned up the messes. Brilliant! <img src='http://www.carissajaded.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  And I know about the whole plopping on the toilet while drunk thing. Did it just last night. LOL I had to look down after I started peeing to make sure it was going into the toilet. Yes, I was gone.</p>
<p>Hope you&#39;re having a great time in Austin!</p>
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		<title>By: CarissaJaded</title>
		<link>http://www.carissajaded.com/2009/10/dear-john-please-stop-breaking-up-on-me/comment-page-1/#comment-109</link>
		<dc:creator>CarissaJaded</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 03:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha, yes- I always like to hear peoples fml stories. next time I&#039;m just peein in the pants. I&#039;m no longer rushing to get to toilets...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha, yes- I always like to hear peoples fml stories. next time I&#39;m just peein in the pants. I&#39;m no longer rushing to get to toilets&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: mrseb</title>
		<link>http://www.carissajaded.com/2009/10/dear-john-please-stop-breaking-up-on-me/comment-page-1/#comment-108</link>
		<dc:creator>mrseb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 03:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I still think most toilets are capable of supporting a lot more...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;But as has been said, I&#039;m sure it&#039;s all about HOW you enthrone yourself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still think most toilets are capable of supporting a lot more&#8230;</p>
<p>But as has been said, I&#39;m sure it&#39;s all about HOW you enthrone yourself.</p>
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		<title>By: CarissaJaded</title>
		<link>http://www.carissajaded.com/2009/10/dear-john-please-stop-breaking-up-on-me/comment-page-1/#comment-107</link>
		<dc:creator>CarissaJaded</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 03:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well ill have to admit that i do have quite a bit of bad luck... but I have also lost over a hundred lbs since the incident... so it was actually all 200 lbs of me at the time!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well ill have to admit that i do have quite a bit of bad luck&#8230; but I have also lost over a hundred lbs since the incident&#8230; so it was actually all 200 lbs of me at the time!</p>
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		<title>By: mrseb</title>
		<link>http://www.carissajaded.com/2009/10/dear-john-please-stop-breaking-up-on-me/comment-page-1/#comment-106</link>
		<dc:creator>mrseb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 02:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow... you poor thing!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;100 and SOMETHING? Woah. HUGE!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I kid, I kid.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Surely it was just bad luck. I&#039;m nearer 200lbs (and 6&#039;5&quot;), and I&#039;ve never broken one. Hell, if you&#039;re in America, toilets would be breaking left, right and center...&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Or maybe you just &#039;plop&#039; with great, furious vehemence...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230; you poor thing!</p>
<p>100 and SOMETHING? Woah. HUGE!</p>
<p>I kid, I kid.</p>
<p>Surely it was just bad luck. I&#39;m nearer 200lbs (and 6&#39;5&#8243;), and I&#39;ve never broken one. Hell, if you&#39;re in America, toilets would be breaking left, right and center&#8230;</p>
<p>Or maybe you just &#39;plop&#39; with great, furious vehemence&#8230;</p>
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